going as hard as I can for as long as I can

teaghan | system | 31 | message for discord currently playing: Genshin Impact; Baldur's Gate; Bloodborne

[svdaily]

One person’s you are insane (derogatory) is another’s you are insane (heart eyes)

[vnapologeticapathy]

list of mutuals that are FUNDAMENTAL for a healthy dashboard ecosystem (in no particular order): complainers, 30 year olds, emotionally stunted women, underachievers, people with a sedentary lifestyle, eastern europeans, workaholics and last but not least killjoy feminists

[post-to-poll-pipeline]

Which essential mutual are you?

Complainer

30 year old

Emotionally stunted woman

Underachiever

Person with a sedentary lifestyle

Eastern european

Workaholic

Killjoy feminist

Voting ended onMar 1

If you're more than one, pick the one with the biggest influence on your posts.

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[oshadefiant]

Saw a comment saying character X can't be a pervert because he's ace. Bro. Bro. Bro. BRO. BRO. BRO. BR

[boingmann]

THIS

[inhumaninterest]

[videogame-fake-brands]

Doggies Magazine - Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (2004)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[theriu]

OP you made the replacement text look SO AUTHENTIC how did you DO that good job

[liminalbeauty]

I love you folks so much. How do you find these perfect combinations?

[justcatposts]

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

[nitewrighter]

[frankierohugejorts]

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

[auntjessie]

Did you know that Spotify is running ads for ICE recruitment?

If this displeases you, cancel your subscription, stop using Spotify, and switch to a different service.

Personally, I’m using Tidal and it’s been pretty good. They pay their artists well and have most major artists available to stream. It’s not perfect, but serviceable under the circumstances.

[nonbinary-jakey]

ring cameras have been police surveillance tools for the last decade idk why people are acting like it's new

[queeranarchism]

You're seeing these posts for the same reason you're seeing more posts about leaving your phone at home and about masking and about grey block and about not talking to the cops:

A lot of people who haven't previously done activism are taking to the streets right now and people are offering them education that their own social bubble didn't expose them to before.

This happened in 2020 too. It happens every time there's a big spike in protests. And it's a good thing. It's great that more people are taking to the streets and it's great that these people are being given vital safety information without judgement about being new or not knowing everything yet.

[muppetshow2026]

not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[penandinkprincess]

girl it's a load-bearing 8 seconds

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[grey-screaming]

[ecto-hazard]

youre so fuckign right

[freakoutgirl]

Avoidance is the worst reaction to stress. Oh this thing is giving me anxiety? And it's something I could prepare for by looking at it more or learning things about the topic? No, I will take psychological damage if I look at it directly. I will still be thinking about it and be stressed though.

[andmaybegayer]

measure once cut also once, no prablem

[andmaybegayer]

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it

[shaydh]

I have done the cross stitch

[harrenhals]

one of the most comforting constants on this website is when a long-running show comes to an end and all the people who gaslit themselves to the point of psychosis over a ship that would never be canon go apeshit

[lh7]

for sale: makorra bottles, never popped