Bimbo Identification Masterpost
There are many different varieties lurking in the pervy corners of the internet, beyond the standard pink, plastic, and vacant model. Though all of them, of course, are incredibly horny, there’s actually a great deal of variety. I thought I’d put together a field guide to some of the different kinds you’ll encounter, how to identify them, and the kind of behavior you can expect from them. There are, of course, more varieties than can be described here, and individual bimbos may combine several of these categories, but this serves as a general reference.
The basic variety, and the most common. Long blonde hair, generally a shapely body - the classic “Barbie doll” look is most common. Tits may be real or fake, but are always large and perky and very sensitive. Not particularly intelligent. Almost always submissive, but may become sexually aggressive, particularly after having gone extended periods without a cock in one or more of her holes. Enjoys the color pink. Wardrobe generally consists of extremely slutty clothing. Prone to fits of giggling. Will either prefer high heels or be modified to only use them. Some bimbofication processes may leave the subject with memories of their previous body and level of intelligence. These bimbos are particularly fun to tease.
A more glitzy, Vegas-style variant. Either works as a stripper or hooker, or has aspirations to such. As such, any clothing worn is easily removable, and often sequined and tassled to boot. Due to her fetish for public display, the showgirl bimbo is more easily aroused than the average bimbo, and may start uncontrollably “performing” when surrounded by a large audience - stripping her top off, exaggeratedly masturbating herself, and inviting random people to come fuck her.
In sharp contrast to other bimbo varieties, this type is generally very dominant. More intelligent than other bimbos, she is more than capable of delivering scathing putdowns and fashion critiques. In short, the classic “mean girl.” Other girls in particular may find themselves drawn to serve her. This type often uses sex as manipulation, getting men to fund her expensive wardrobe in exchange for violent, animalistic sex. Body is tan and well-toned, unlike other bimbos, breasts may even trend towards the smaller side. Often seen wearing cutoffs, roller skates, and, of course, speaking like a 90s valley girl stereotype.
Not to be confused with cow-anthro variants of the furry bimbo, described below. This variety is fit to muscular, tan, and generally tall, with a propensity for cow-print halter tops, daisy dukes, cowboy hats, and, of course, high-heeled cowboy boots. Almost always speaks in an exaggerated southern accent. Behavior depends on habitat - if out on the ranch, will lean seductively against fences and make double entendres about stallions, if at the bar, will ride (and possibly get off on) the mechanical bull, and consume a surprising number of shots before ripping her clothes off, bending over the pool table, and loudly inviting everyone to fuck her ass and cunt, y’all.
Seemingly more refined than your average bimbo, but just as slutty, the princess variety likes fancy things and isn’t afraid to show them off. Typically found wearing a dress and lots of jewelry. Though superficially prudish and haughty, in reality the princess bimbo is powerless to resist being shoved up against a wall, having her skirt hiked up, and being used like a common whore. In fact, she regularly masturbates to the thought of being taught her place. Underneath her dress, she may even be wearing all kinds of accessories - jeweled butt plug, solid platinum nipple rings, and the best hands-free vibrator money can buy.
Less a combination of specific traits and more of a general body type, chubby bimbos can be found in any part of the bimbo spectrum. However, their big tits and ass are always very real. Chubby bimbos can be found in any body shape, but tend towards curvy and stacked. They’re often sluttier than regular bimbos, if such a thing is possible.
From punk to goth to hippie and everything in between, the alternative bimbo embodies the stereotypes about their counterculture just as bimbos embody their own stereotype. Goth and punk bimbos can be found wearing little more than mesh shirts to cover their tits and pussy, and are almost always intensely aroused by BDSM. They often come heavily pierced and tattoed. Skintight leather and latex bodysuits are also common. Hippie bimbos are more natural, and, no matter how big it may be, no part of their body is ever fake. They always seem to be perpetually stoned. Many go topless. Closely related, the Manic Pixie Dream Girl shares many features with alternative bimbos, including colored hair and tattoos, but is typically laser-focused on pleasing one person. They are rather exhibitionist, and may have random quirks, such as preferring to be tied up with 8-track tape, or only being able to get off while wearing bunny pajamas.
Slave and maid bimbos can be distinguished from regular sex slaves in one way: they are often clumsy, and have an adorably hard time following directions. If told to clean, she may end up masturbating herself with the feather-duster instead, or if told to cook she may spill milk all over her tits and then try and lick it off. Slave bimbos require frequent punishment. Spankings and canings are encouraged. Some say that they perform badly on purpose because they love the punishment, but, truthfully, they just can’t help it. When they do well, don’t forget to reward them with a taste of your cum. If you own a high-maintenance bimbo and don’t want to fuck them all the time, a slave bimbo may be a perfect companion, as slave bimbos never get tired of getting other people off.
The schoolgirl bimbo is younger than other varieties, or at least appears so. Pigtails, glasses, and uniforms with skirts are common. Panties are optional. The schoolgirl bimbo may be outwardly shy, or slutty and seductive. The shy ones enjoy being “taught” by older masters. Some models may be “perpetual virgins,” meaning they will behave every time like it’s their first time. Cheerleaders, a subset of schoolgirls, always wear their uniforms, with nothing underneath their short skirts. They are very flexible. They like jumping up and down to show off their bouncy boobies. Most schoolgirl bimbos enjoy punishment, particularly in front of the class.
Agewise the opposite of the schoolgirl, the MILF, or cougar, may be saggier than other bimbos (unless they’ve been surgically enhanced recently), but always has a ravenous sexual appetite, backed up by extensive experience. You will never find a more talented lovemaker than the MILF. Some models may lactate.
There are many different kinds of animal bimbos. A comprehensive list would be impossible. These may vary from full-on anthropomorphic animals to bimbos who simply have a few animal traits. The most common animal hybrids are cows, cats, and bunnies. Pigs and dogs also show up with relative frequency. They may have the intelligence and obedience of the animal in question, may have cute and sensitive ears or a tail, and may make the noises of their animal when aroused or orgasming. Often they go into heat. Cow bimbos always have large, lactating tits, some may have an udder as well. They derive sexual pleasure from being milked, particularly if placed in a machine that milks them and fucks them at the same time.
Not to be confused with transgender bimbos (who are, of course, girls like any other bimbo, and should be treated as such), the sissy is a special kind of bimbo who was converted from being a man. Through extensive training, injections, and surgery, the sissy is now a cute, submissive girl, differentiable from other bimbos in one respect: the tiny penis-like organ between their legs. Known as a “sissyclitty,” this shriveled remnant of their former penis is extremely sensitive, and may dribble a cumlike substance either constantly, or when aroused (which may as well be constantly). Most fully finished sissies can no longer ejaculate. If the sissy is not properly trained, to keep them from playing with themselves constantly, you may need to install some kind of chastity belt or cage. Sissy bimbos really get off on being humiliated by reminders of their former manhood, and love big cocks in their mouth and ass.
Similar to the alternative bimbo, the nerd girl is a horny, slutty play on nerd stereotypes. Unlike regular bimbos, the nerd girl is always extremely intelligent. This is balanced out by her inability to sexually control herself. The nerd girl may be embarrassed and humiliated by this, if she is the shy variety, or may embrace this. Skimpy cosplay, strip gaming, and erotic fanfiction are the nerd girl’s turn-ons. Some may be aroused by the smell of books, and can be found in discreet corners of libraries quietly fingering themselves. When not found in costume, the nerd girl typically wears glasses, T-shirts with pop culture references, and jeans or long skirts. A variant, the so-called “fake geek girl,” is just as dumb as a regular bimbo, but with all the trappings of a nerd. They have a particular knack for slutty cosplay, and enjoy being publicly humiliated. The typical fake geek girl may enter a fighting game tournament, make a bet on the outcome, and then get distracted rubbing her cunt against the vibrating controller so she loses and must give the winner a blowjob in front of everybody.
This is the male variety of bimbo. Often heavily muscled and hung, but dumb as a brick. Can be found in as many different varieties as the female kind. The himbo makes an excellent playtoy, though be warned that if kept with a female bimbo, they may keep fucking and sucking each other continually.
Bimbos can be nonbinary, too. The androgynous bimbo may combine male and female attributes, appearing as a combination of both or neither. Short hair or shaved heads are common. Typically breasts, if present, are slight, but the nipples will be very sensitive. Genitals may be ambiguous or hermaphroditic. The nonbinary bimbo often has an unearthly appearance that may remind some of faeries or elves. When they giggle, it is lilting and melodic.
Brainless Fucktoy
The brainless fucktoy is a rather extreme form of bimbo, almost completely mindless (although some versions may be allowed to retain their intelligence, but be utterly obedient anyway - a particularly humiliating twist). They may behave like animals, robots, or vacant dolls. Most crave sex, cum, and penetration, and can be made to beg in the most degrading ways if denied such satisfaction. The body of a fucktoy is generally plainly artificial, with huge fake tits, plastic pouty lips, and a surgically-enhanced waistline. Tattoos are common, particularly instructions on how to properly fuck her. Language skills are optional. Most fucktoys will only understand basic phrases. Some may make animal noises or speak in broken English. The brainless fucktoy will often be found at parties, being led out on a leash, then fucked senseless by all comers. It’s the rare fucktoy that isn’t covered in cum at least once a week, then led back to her kennel to be hosed off and kept until she’s called for again.
This concludes the bimbo masterpost. If I missed anything, let me know, and I’ll try and add it in!
