Someday.

When the days are dark, I just try to protect my shins.

[n3imi-archive]

sailor moon au in which everyones height is directly proportional to the size of their guardian planet

[sailorfailures]

I LOVE SIZE DIFFERENCES…..

[adriannasharp]

THESE ARE SO PRECIOUS!!!!!

[slowspinningredemption]

casually learning how the stock market works because my dedication to the drama knows no bounds

[mockwa]

An abandoned potato sorting station near Krasnosilka, Ukraine with a unusual, cantilevered design. The concrete block at the end forms the counterweight of the structure, creating the impression it floats over the fields.

[catboybebop-deactivated20220612]

howls moving potato sorting station

[whitepeopletwitter]

[romcommunist]

i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

Love is stored in the garlic powder.

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

True love is using actual garlic sweetie

[onlytwitterpics]

[transfemininomenon]

my favorite part about living in new jerseymonster aight this was gonna be a bad text post but why the fuck did my phone just auto change jersey to jerseymonster

[karnalesbian]

What does your phone know that it’s not telling us

[invaderxan]

“Samantha thinks that the walk-in is soundproof.”

[muffled screaming]

“And we just… haven’t told her that it’s not.”

[xbnx]

id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time

[bardpropaganda]

Abuse bro

[cuttlefishcolor]

Saving these tags bc I mean. Look at them

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

[gardnerhill]

John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”

[eunwoosfav]

so here´s another b99 calendar based on this post

[teaboot]

My old man once said to me, "your thoughts are so random and unconnected. We were just talking about the carnival- how did you get started on wasps?"

So, I told him, "they're not unconnected- we were talking about going to the carnival, and the carnival is on the same fairgrounds they used to use for the rodeo, and one time at the rodeo my brother spilled sprite on himself and a bee went up his shirt and stung him, and bees die when they sting, but wasps don't, and I was wondering why, so I asked you."

And he said, "that makes no sense," and for the life of me I can't understand how anyone thinks of anything if not by this exact process

[christopher-bryant]

Thats ADHD

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[egberts]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Big suffering!

[squided]

The twelve months of 2020