feels like forever

i've got two perfectly good forks on the end of my arms aim: b.0hn (roleplay, calm yourself.)

[fitness-and-diet]

Meet chandler, he’s a crazy pup and not really photogenic

[werewarg]

What are you talking about? That’s the most photogenic puppy I’ve ever laid eyes on

[thosermychanclas]

Honeybee - Seahaven | my edit |

[maybeinthesummer]

Visit Original Link

Seahaven - Honeybee

[maddieonthings]

[disneymoviesanywhere]

"There, there."

[fenris]

when i’m playing a video game and i see a dead body on the side of the road i’m like “oh how sad” but then right after i loot all of their gold and valuables and leave

[winedrunklovers]

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

[hanninope]

[thotcouture-deactivated20190912]

you know what’s sad that 160 people died in france but the internet is more concerned about zayn malik quitting one direction

[ri77y]

[twitchyb0hn]

WiFi: connected

Me: then fucking act like it

[vagabondedlife]

[alienmeg-blog]

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

[living-and-awaken]

Visit Original Link

[alphascum]

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

[stunningpicture]

When I was a kid, I liked strawberries so much that I would eat them until I got sick. Here is one of those times.

[thingsmyxxxsaid]

Things My Exes Said // #97 Submitted by Anon