⚡Tim⚡

Back on Tumblr cuz some dickhead bought twitter

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

is this how eating ass feels

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

its also how it feels to chew five gum

[only-tiktoks]

[leoriowithaknife]

[ID: The video begins with a person showing the package for a padlock. Over the video is a TikTok comment which reads "master lock has a bounty on this mans head". The person making the video begins narrating: "You won't believe this lock's special feature. It's a Master Lock model 570 maximum pick resistant pad lock. It has 5 pins, including some security pins and, if you look carefully inside the key weight, you can actully see where they put the disappointment." The video ends with the person jamming a pick into the lock, which opens it instantly. end of ID]

[partypuppynastja]

As a lockpicking hobbyist: it really is like that.

I have many padlocks (and other, uh, lockable devices) to which I probably have the keys somewhere but it's frankly quicker to pick (or in some cases, technically bypass but what most people would still call picking) the lock than find the right key.

And usually yes, that quickly.

And those tiny padlocks, to go on luggage (or, uh, other things that need tiny locks)? No need even for lockpicks, a paperclip will suffice to open it in 0.1s

[stavarosthearcane]

Now I'm used to seeing this sort of thing as I frequent the lockpickinglawyer's youtube channel so I am familiar with how Masterlock's products consistently fail to resist even the most low skill picking. Which is why when I heard the brand "masterlock" and saw the person had a wave rake (a tool for low skill picking) I knew this wouldn't take long...

I was not expecting the visceral nature of this picking; the single thrust and twist, the casual toss, the verbal disdain, the sense like you just watched something be swiftly gutted.

It was an experience.

[klaw]

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

[mewsicalmiss]

Please tell me this is our timeline

[catboycooter]

likes charge reblogs cast

[miseria-fortes-viros]

the ladybug files: a miraculous ladybug twitter/social media au

1. the lineup

cont’d > | all >>

[animentality]

[freshofftheboatdaily]

[teadalek]

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

[romancegifs]

Top Gun (1986) dir. Tony Scott

[konoko]

[silmaspens]

The podcast I illustrate for is back with Return of the King! I can’t believe we’re on the last book :,)

I’m celebrating by making an honest to God painting for the last season!

[catchymemes]

[minicy]

[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]

[beardedmrbean]

[ultirex]

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

[alizrak]

pretty dead I think

[joeyclaire]

god i want five guys

[the-cosmic-yeet]

okay the context is great actually

[staffs-secret-blog]

Man they haven't even banned tumblr on twitter and we're like the main competitor

[jennguyen-draws]

Dick Grayson with his trusty plushie, Zitka. My nephew posed cutely for the reference photo

Text bubble: B…Zitka can’t sleep. Can you come and read to us?

Trying to apply some principles from random skillshare classes I've been taking. Also playing around with angrymikko's Graphic Illustration brushes.

Edit: Jason and Zitka for Halloween, Damian Wayne with Zitka II, Tim Zitka and Coffee, Duke and Zitka II ft all siblings, Cassandra and bedtime, Stephanie’s tea party

[sbinalino-deactivated20230402]

relatable

[sbinalino-deactivated20230402]

[parasprite]

kubrick stares at you with my big brown baby cow eyes