i am the sand guardian guardian of the sand

zeus don't interact

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[onlytwitterpics]

[goth-aunt]

[classicmeevs]

good boy

[unclefather]

eat your cereals

[stoportotouch]

hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses

[stoportotouch]

too late i’ve decided for you that you do

here they are

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[cute-animals-only]

[biznasties-moved-deactivated201]

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart

[just-shower-thoughts]

Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”.

[addigni]

Because saying “fuck it” includes the total acceptance of failure as the outcome, meanwhile “you can do this” focuses only on the hopes of a successful outcome and the lack of acknowledgement of the equally probable failure outcome induces a certain level of unspoken anxiety

[mjalti]

why doesn;t life….pick on someone her own size.. ive had enuf

[vc-art]

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

here’s a lesbian post

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

mm wait a sec lemme rehearse it

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

hmm

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

hm…sw

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

swords

[twizzlerfish]

Normalize adult demigods. Expect legacies livin in mortal society. Let growing up be the rule not the exception it’s 2018 we have the tools we fuckin deserve lives!

[rnackenzie-deactivated20130805]

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

[peachieringz]

someone please add,, a photo of a good octopus

i desire a good strong lad

[ilovecephalopods]

this appears to be a very formidable lad

[frevin]

very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that

[theweirdwideweb]

[blueberryborderline]

tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

[mossdftba]

Do I know my brain isn’t making the most sense right now?  Yes.  Can I stop it?  No.