Almond headcanons in THIS economy???
Closeted genderfluid you cannot fight me on this
Secretly a huge sweetie pie just doesn't show it (for reasons I'll explain muehehehehe)
Listens to Britney's old music religiously but would rather operate a tank in Maryland summer than admit it
Used to be a nightcore kid
ALSO used to be in a band called "Heatwave" with Latte, Espresso and Madeleine
Takes 30mg Prozac daily and is still stressed
Like deadass this guy is like this close to just 💥 like fucking exploding or something
Got told he was "too affectionate" when he was young and just kinda stopped being sweet.
Gets nearly daily headaches
The amount of advil he's taken has probably fucked up his stomach lining tbh this guy doesn't even have a functioning organ system atp 💔
Scared of the dark, nobody has any idea why
Used to be like, really good at singing but never does it because he's emberassed
But used to sing walnut to sleep
At first didn't really care about Constable Whiskers but now treats this cat better than he treats himself
Has muscles but also a bit of a chubby body and it looks so cute
Picky ass fucking eater like this guy eats the same 5 things basically
But then he'll cook like some extravagant ahh meal for Walnut
His favourite pokemon is Lycanroc
Specifically midday lycanroc
Fibromyalgia, end of discussion
Wants to use a cane to help with the pain but is too scared
His eyes are actually more rounded and Almond shaped when he's not surviving off 4 minutes of sleep
Tilts his head when he's confused
Like he's so much dog like where once he's attached to someone that's like.... forever
Almond is a few inches shorter than Latte
One time almond had an ear infection and he like couldn't hear out of one side for a week so Layte would say something quietly amd he'd be like "...huh?.."
Walnut and Creampuff CONSTANTLY tease Almond about how much he loves Latte, such a cute family.
Almond has a slight southern/east coast marylander accent which Latte adores
Latte is Japanese/Canadian and Almond is White/Inuk
Latte tried to teach almond Japanese but it sounded so funny when he said it that she laughed for four minutes straight.
Whenever almond is having bad flare up days, Latte willsupport him by making sure he eats, getting him to sit down and rest, even making him take the day off.
And when Latte is stressed almond will make or buy her coffee she likes, makes sure she doesn't forget meals, secretly slip a cute "I love you" note onto her desk
Almond was so scared to ask her to go on a date with him that he had to be hyped up by espresso and Madeleine after throwing like 3 times
Walnut is in one of Lattes classes, even before Latte and her dad started dating
Creanpuff was actually an orphan, got adopted by Latte, so her and walnut are like sisters
One time on a road trip almond got so car sick he ended up passed out in the trunk
Almond wants to ask Latte to marry him but he got so nervous just thinking about it
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