#lattemond

[smellson213]

a day away from 2026 and came across the og crk hetgem god bless

[twneynyanpee]

Almond headcanons in THIS economy???

Yeah babeyy

Closeted genderfluid you cannot fight me on this

Secretly a huge sweetie pie just doesn't show it (for reasons I'll explain muehehehehe)

Listens to Britney's old music religiously but would rather operate a tank in Maryland summer than admit it

Used to be a nightcore kid

ALSO used to be in a band called "Heatwave" with Latte, Espresso and Madeleine

Takes 30mg Prozac daily and is still stressed

Like deadass this guy is like this close to just 💥 like fucking exploding or something

Got told he was "too affectionate" when he was young and just kinda stopped being sweet.

Gets nearly daily headaches

The amount of advil he's taken has probably fucked up his stomach lining tbh this guy doesn't even have a functioning organ system atp 💔

Allergic to bees

Scared of the dark, nobody has any idea why

Used to be like, really good at singing but never does it because he's emberassed

But used to sing walnut to sleep

Awww

At first didn't really care about Constable Whiskers but now treats this cat better than he treats himself

Has muscles but also a bit of a chubby body and it looks so cute

Picky ass fucking eater like this guy eats the same 5 things basically

But then he'll cook like some extravagant ahh meal for Walnut

His favourite pokemon is Lycanroc

Specifically midday lycanroc

Fibromyalgia, end of discussion

Wants to use a cane to help with the pain but is too scared

His eyes are actually more rounded and Almond shaped when he's not surviving off 4 minutes of sleep

Tilts his head when he's confused

Like he's so much dog like where once he's attached to someone that's like.... forever

Lattemond hc's?????

Almond is a few inches shorter than Latte

One time almond had an ear infection and he like couldn't hear out of one side for a week so Layte would say something quietly amd he'd be like "...huh?.."

Walnut and Creampuff CONSTANTLY tease Almond about how much he loves Latte, such a cute family.

Almond has a slight southern/east coast marylander accent which Latte adores

Latte is Japanese/Canadian and Almond is White/Inuk

Latte tried to teach almond Japanese but it sounded so funny when he said it that she laughed for four minutes straight.

Whenever almond is having bad flare up days, Latte willsupport him by making sure he eats, getting him to sit down and rest, even making him take the day off.

And when Latte is stressed almond will make or buy her coffee she likes, makes sure she doesn't forget meals, secretly slip a cute "I love you" note onto her desk

Almond was so scared to ask her to go on a date with him that he had to be hyped up by espresso and Madeleine after throwing like 3 times

Walnut is in one of Lattes classes, even before Latte and her dad started dating

Creanpuff was actually an orphan, got adopted by Latte, so her and walnut are like sisters

One time on a road trip almond got so car sick he ended up passed out in the trunk

Almond wants to ask Latte to marry him but he got so nervous just thinking about it

Awww they're so cute

[yousaygoodbyeandisay]

Knock Knock Boys is the show that keeps on giving.

Latte just casually whispering to Almond that the box of condoms he just gave him would fit him just right, since he sized him up during their Onsen trip.

The condoms: Double King Size. Woof.

[rodeocrimes]

How are you THAT small... 😭

[mikarons]

🐱🍪🐶

[myemzter]

POV i got inspired by sum1 else’s post so here r all of my main cr ships

espresseleine

slightly narc himbo finally finds somebody he enjoys more than himself

purelily

god marries satan and they’re probably trans

ryechili 

milf has to save her felon gf’s ass twice a week

laroguemond (latte , almond , and roguefort)

detective and criminal beg milf teacher for skincare routine, she will never tell.

farmer’s market coochie (spinach and licorice)

emo pretends he’s top and not a masochist

seaberry (sea fairy and hollyberry)

opposite body types make sex work somehow

custard cake (custard and pancake)

they said they’d get married when they were six . and they did

strawberry sorbet (sc x ss)

local ftm gremlin is a shark enjoyer

[lvlpin]

some fics i wrote of cookie run characters;; thought i'd share them here lmao

King Custard Cookie III of the Vanilla Kingdom

summary:

He fixed his hair one last time, putting the hairbrush on the vanity and looking at himself in the mirror - making sure there's no imperfections.

Today was his coronation day. His official coronation day. Today is the day he would be king and take the throne of the Vanilla Kingdom that was once his grandparents.

[CUSTARD COOKIE'S CORONATION]

Almond Gets A Break

summary:

"I don't remember the last time I sat down to have a proper meal."

Roguefort nearly choked on their drink. Latte gave him a dumbfounded expression. Espresso was just staring at him. Madeleine had his mouth slightly agape.

Without Almond noticing, they looked at each other and nodded, already forming a plan to meet up later in their head.

They can't just let their beloved detective starve like this!

[SQUAD TAKES CARE OF ALMOND, KINDA]

[twneynyanpee]

Guys please hear me out this song is so them