The Two-headed Monster and their Baby

Crazy stuff Alicia and Elena say, with special guest star Alyssa. We're a happy, dysfunctional family.

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[two-headedmonster]

“Who’s your best friend?”

“This guy!”

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[two-headedmonster]

Doc? Is that your family?

Tippi Hedren and family living with a pride of lions.

[ogkushchicanaa]

[sleepwalkingonmars]

lion order.

[operaqueen]

Angela Lansbury as Mrs. Anna in the 1970’s Broadway revival of The King & I. 

[two-headedmonster]

Always reblog Grandmother Lansbury.

[reuters]

Lion King: Lion tamer Oleksiy Pinko rehearses with lions before a performance in a Kiev circus. (REUTERS/Gleb Garanich)

[two-headedmonster]

Is this where other conductors are trained? Because that guy in the photo may or may not be a (metaphorical) Ray Cramer.

[fer1972]

‘Analog Tele-Phonographers’: iPod Amplifiers made from old brass instruments.

[yachtsnbulldogs]

holy awesome

[musicalmelody22]

From a performance of The Pines of Rome, Pines of the Appian Way. 

[musicproblems]

The moves they don’t teach you in conducting school. 

[two-headedmonster]

Remember that time we played this? Doc didn't really look like this...

[bootycap]

[two-headedmonster]

lol.

[jvnjito]

[two-headedmonster]

instead of me, it should be E.

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[the-dalm]

I am reblogologing this just because you used cooltext.com wich is my favourite website on the intermajig.

[dillondean]

thug life? more like hug life. come here

[straightnotechaser]

my best friend is better than yours

http://www.flashcardmachine.com/machine/?read_only=2496565&p=7q2e

she made this

for me

because she loves me

she’s not even in this fucking group, man, she looked that shit up cuz i was flustered and nervous

what an A+ person

[two-headedmonster]

Look at what my baby got. We should save this shiz for future littles.

[meme-meme]

[two-headedmonster]

This joke sounds familiar...

-A

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[two-headedmonster]

Remember that one time E wrote beautiful Haiku about wifi?

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

lets play a game called how close can you get to your friend without becoming a gay couple

[lavastormsw]

[video-skin]

[two-headedmonster]

This is what our relationship probably looks like.

[airtemples-deactivated20140220]

girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size

a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

[girlgrowingsmall]

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

shine bright like vagina

[two-headedmonster]

Don't for get to be pissy on a regular basis--just because you can.