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"I wouldn't say that. You're just as lovely as the sky is blue. I would be honored to share some of your time."
“My! I wouldn’t say I’m that lovely, but it means so much to hear those words”
inevitabilis-sors:
“Okay… so what is the catch?”
There was always a catch… even if she was trying to travel to her destination without anyone knowing who she really was… even if that meant wearing more drab clothing and using back roads.
“Hmm...what would be a good catch...” She had to properly think, she didn’t really plan for this but, she was this far guess she had to do it. “Hmm how much do you think a map is for a place you’ve never visited? How much is a vital piece of survival to you? What are you willing to pay?”Â
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I’m curious, and remember that doesn’t just mean smut. It also means gore, violence, abuse and stuff around those lines
(For the flirt meme) "You know, I don't think anyone could work that outfit as well as you."
“Oh~? But I’m sure it’d look dashing on you as well, Selena~” She softly giggled. “Would you like to try it on?”
“Well, I can’t say I would be opposed to try it on, althought it’ll always work well on you, y’know, brings out your eyes.” She smiled and scratched the back of her head with a laugh.
She softly giggled and leaned forward ever so slightly. “Oh? Anything else you’d wish to point out~??”
inevitabilis-sors:
“Alright… but if you get lost later… do not blame me for it.” Was her reply, taking note that the blonde had yet to actually show it to her in the first place.
She gave a gentle chuckle “Oh? Are you worried about lil ol’ me? Don’t. I know the area around her like the back of my hand, it’s my job after all!” She reached for her things and pulled out a map. “Now...I’m unsure if I can let this map go for free...”Â
forrestoffashion:
Forrest nearly winced when Charlotte began to tear up. He truly hated seeing people upset, especially cute girls that were upset. It didn’t even occur to him that she may have been faking it.
“Of course, I’ll try my hardest. Just … are you upset about something?” He didn’t want to embarrass her by pointing out how upset he seemed, but he also wanted to be able to help with whatever it was. “If you’re worried about paying for the dress, than don’t fear. I’ve made plenty of free outfits for the kids of my generation before, I could do one for you too. If you insist on paying though, I could give you a discount at the very least.”
Charlotte brushed her tears away and happily smiled. “Oh no, I was simply worried about pricing but such a kind heart noble such as yourself..”
“I am truly in your debt, Lord Forrest!” She continued to wipe away her fake tears, the happy smile still remaining on her face. “Oh thanks to your kind generosity milord, I’ll be able to pay my parents just a little extra this month.” Her smile was genuine, it had been a while since she properly smiled. “If you need anyone dealt with please just call me! I-I mean if you’d like a favor...not...anyone dealt with..someone as sweet as me couldn’t deal with someone...heh...” She nervously laughed and recollected herself, smooth, Charlotte, smooth.
"I couldn't just stay behind and let a beautiful woman pass me by.~"
“Oh you flatter me! Such a dashing person such as you self shouldn’t bother with a lady like me...”
"Hello gorgeous.~"
“Oh! Hello there handsome~!” She giggled softly. “What brings you to these parts~?”
(For the flirt meme) "You know, I don't think anyone could work that outfit as well as you."
“Oh~? But I’m sure it’d look dashing on you as well, Selena~” She softly giggled. “Would you like to try it on?”
I dare you to flirt with my muse.
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Flirt flirt flirt
inevitabilis-sors:
“Okay… That is a good start…” She seemed to think this over for a little while. “Are you sure that is alright? After all, it is yours?”
“Yea its fine... what doubting it’s my map?” technically, it really wasn’t...she originally got it off an old co-worker she wooed til he quit. “Seriously I don’t mind. If you don’t want it tough luck, lady.”
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two-sided-axe started following you
“I know this seems random of a stranger to ask of someone, but do you happen to know where I might be able to obtain a functional map?”
“Oh no, you’re fine...Don’t get too much company out here on border patrol. I’d gladly give you map since I rarely have to use.”
“Hold on… What the fuck? Is that… ANOTHER ME?!”
“And what the fuck are you? A version of me? Jeez what is this some of Nyx’s stupid magic?”
“No way, YOU are the magic one Nyx made! What sloppy work! Your eyes are not the right colour! Your hair is to short and you have tiny tits!” She yelled at her IDENTICAL other self.
“Listen up, phony! These tits are the genuine deal! You know how I know you’re a fake?!” She huffed “The real me would never wear my hair in such a disgusting fashion!” She screamed back to the other her.
Charlotte looked shocked and offended!
“You little bitch! How dare! I will fucking snap you in half!” She yelled back, clenching her fists and raising them ready for a punch up!
She as well raised her fists up. “What the fuck did you just call me? I’ll be the one snapping you in half, bitch!” Charlotte’s honor was now on the line, the real would prevail! .... Right?
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With the little time he had to think, Ludger had made the decision to attempt to get a job as a border guard. As he slowly walked up to the berserker putting on a facade so that he didn’t show any emotions. “Alright… I’m just a nobody about to ask about a job. Nothing more, nothing less.” The Kresnik took in one last breath as he straighten his shoulders. “Excuse me, I’m interested in becoming a guard here. How could I start?” Keeping a flat tone and straight face he waited for a response. Â
“OI BENNY!” She had been focused on her work, today was somehow a busy day for the usually calm border guard. She called to the knight in order to pass some goods to him, but looked to the back after hearing some faint footsteps. “E..Eh?” Charlotte looked at this, tall glass of water in front of her. Her expression changed like an on and off switch. “Ohh~ Someone like you wants to join the border guard...? Why we’d be glad to have you~!” She started explaining how to go about it. Then smiled happily. “I’m sure you’ll do great~ Though you’ll likely have to wait until I talk to boss to start, is that okay with you~?”