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Brett//19//bi//she/her

[twocantoucan]

Alphabet Tag

@sarcasmoversecrets tagged me to answer some alphabetised questions so here we are

A: age? 19 B: birthplace? Suffolk C: current time? 20:14pm D: drink you last had? Cranberry juice E: easiest person to talk to? my wonderful boyfriend F: favourite song? high and dry - radiohead G: grossest memory? having teeth removed   H: Hogwarts house? Slytherin I: in love? Yes! Yes! and im so grateful  J: jealous of ppl? sometimes but not often K: killed someone? no????????? do people actually say yes to this or is it an ‘i killed my old self thing’ idgi L: love at first sight or should I walk by again? love at first sight M: middle name? Olivia N: number of siblings? zero O: one wish? that i remain as positive and true to myself as i have been recently  P: person u last called? My boyfriend  Q: questions I’m always asked? usually something invasive  R: reason to smile? my family, my boyfriend, my friends and my good fortune  S: song u last sang? small hands - keaton henson  T: time you woke up? 1pm, i finished work at 5am U: underwear color? purple V: vacation destination? iceland! W: worst habit? saying sorry too much even when i have nothing to be sorry for X: x-rays? ive had them on my teeth and on my arms Y: your fav food? tofu katsu curry! Z: zodiac sign? sagittarius 

[twocantoucan]

@sarcasmoversecrets tagged me to post 7 selfies of 2017 for New Years and I know it’s late and they’re not all technically selfies but here it is I’ve grown so much this year and I owe it to a lot of the people pictured here but especially my boyfriend and my best friend and I’m very thankful for my renewed mindset, beliefs and sense of hope and optimism because of them

[twocantoucan]

11 Questions Tag

Thanks @theycallmepabo for tagging me, I’m finally posting again, hopefully my blog won’t be dead anymore, but anyway here goes

1. What shampoo do you use?

I use the Seanik solid shampoo from lush because it’s amazing for my hair and good for the environment

2. What is/was your favorite class?

I’m gonna say Art since I’m studying it at degree level now

3. Sweet or savory for breakfast?

Sweet! Every time!

4. What’s your ideal pet?

I want lots of dogs, a Doberman especially though

5. What’s your favorite holiday?

Hallowe’en!

6. Coke or Pepsi? Or Dr Pepper? Or something else? (I had to)

Anything that isn’t fizzy lmao, um, I really love gin and juice!

7. Are you from the North, South, East, or West of the country you grew up in?

East!

8. Hot or cold weather?

Cold!

9. Do you like cooking or baking?

Neither I like take out!

10. Do you like fried food?

Of course

11. And finally: what’s your favorite genre of music?

Probably indie folk or like indie pop that kind of thing

I don’t have anyone to tag but feel free to give this a go!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sarahsaharasaurus]

this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused”

[snakebitcat]

“Why then do they not eat cake?”

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

[shewhoworshipscarlin]

Ring, 1700s, with the inscription, “Many are the stars i see but in my eye no star like thee.”

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

[dakterrible]

Lesbian Trickster Goddess

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Excuse me, that’s BISEXUAL Trickster Goddess, thank you very much

[logicaloveranalyst]

Represent

[constellations-and-energy]

Reblog the Bisexual Trickster Goddess for a bountiful harvest and to encourage representation of Bisexual people 

[hashtagparksandrec]

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[venuskissed-deactivated20170930]

queen of getting thru it!!! even if I gotta cry along the way….bitch imma get through it!!!!

[okayysophia]

[smutfemme-deactivated20220218]

more of this in 2018 lmao

[just-shower-thoughts]

billionaire could give me %.01 of his wealth and change my life while he is virtually unaffected.

[buchergenuss32]

0.01% of $1,000,000,000 is $100,000. Which, for some people, is as much as they’d make in five years of 60 hour weeks of labor. And this is one hundredth of one percent of the bare minimum of being a billionaire.

[seananmcguire]

Also, if the billionaire has a decent bank account setup (which, let’s face it, billionaire has), that $100,000 will just come back the next time interest happens.  It is a perpetually regenerating $100,000.

[nightgigjo]

I could get out of debt with that.

I could quit my job to start freelancing with that.

I could finance a good chunk of my child’s education with that.

And I would still have a tiny bit leftover for fun money.

[judithbutleroverdrive-deactivat]

[nochuie]

happy new year!

[elliejoys]

To Kim Jonghyun, thank you for everything. You will forever shine in our hearts. May your soul rest in peace (April 8, 1990 - December 18, 2017)

[thegazingabyss666]

Me: *has sex once*

My hypersexual brain, for 3 days straight afterward: *bangs fists on table* MORE MORE MORE MORE

[richkidsandfakefriends-deactiva]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this is the only context i’ll allow country music bc this video is possibly the gayest and most romantic one i’ve seen in my eighteen years on this earth