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[eonblueinmay]

Watching the process of this absolutely stunning painting makes it even more beautiful.

The artist is Sydney Swisher

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[imalovellmachine]

[victusinveritas]

Meet Pando, not a forest but a single tree. Every trunk of the Quaking Aspen is genetically identical & connected by a single 80,000 year old root system, making it one of the largest and oldest living entities on Earth!

[foone]

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to walk through the body of a God?

[opttwoodrow]

[sweetnommnm818-deactivated20250]

what part of “ :3 ” don’t u get? i want to have sex with u.

[this-is-trans-joy]

I’m trying to look for synonyms of sneer and i’m fucking dying

yeah that looks normal… yeah these are all— um. hold on. hang on.

what

[the-ravens-king]

[twocutblog]

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[lugubriou-s]

[mori-sempai]

[gauntletqueen]

fasjhghajf got a new firefox addon that lets you set themes to automatically switch to between specific times, set it to switch to Scary Red at 1am to scare me into going to bed and it works I got startled so bad when it suddenly changed to thsi fajgghasfj

[batteryacidisedibleenough]

Firefox entering Attack Mode

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

if nintendo wants me to pay eighty of god's own dollars for a video game it better blow the cock clean off my torso. if nintendo expects me to drop eighty big ones to play the new mario kart bowser better step out of the screen and fuck me so hard as to turn every bone south of my eighth vertebrae into a fine powder. i need to be made into the worlds wettest sandbag from the waist down to justify that eighty dollar price tag

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reggie wants me to pay eighty big ones for a piece of plastic that i can put in my Nintendo Switch 2 in order to Get Permission to download the game off the internet. what sick son of a bitch signed off on this. what demented capitalist Ghoul looked at video game cartridges and said "you know the problem with those is that they have The Video Game on them." and then decided to make people pay 33% more for 100% less game per cartridge

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

eighty dollars. eighty clams. eighty pepperonis. sixty dollars is too much for a video game. fifty dollars is enough to make me raise my eyebrows and suck air through my teeth. and you want me to spend Eighty dollars on Mario's Kart? you're sick

[segamascott]

[catchymemes]

[jisuto]

[toydad-deactivated20250828]

i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers

[screamingay]

YOU can go to christianbumpersticker.org TODAY and order 10 for FREEEEE!!!!! and splice them together in any way you choose. they sent me like 20 plus some pamphlets and a dvd when i ordered them like 5 years ago and they're still going strong. top is my new car bottom is my old car. they're incredible.

[anxeious]

[peteneems]