pronounced twofortypee

friendly dirt. Mud.

[basyacriptid]

i wish gagobears were real and just killed everyone

[cdigoddess]

"games are special.... because we... have stories to tell..."

*montage of third person combat in unreal engine 5*

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

[twofortypee]

AITA for jerking a twerking?

[twofortypee]

getting helllla fucked up 2nite

[1800dogzone]

[cali]

my modded mc Kate bush the fog music video

[twofortypee]

Parents going "we support you no matter what you want to do, who you want to like, or what you want to be" into going "well..." when you modify your body in any way true combo at any distance against any character meterless no mixup required w/ insane oki

[bonesbeetle]

they let the fucking skull wraith on the mound again. this is such bullshit i hate this league.

[twofortypee]

tried really hard to fuck up the (SHARED) company google account's ad personalization today.

[ssexbug]

may be im the only one that can save the world

[toskarin]

chainsaw man if denji was tom and refined

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[orcboxer]

Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[lerayon]

🗣️ Hey, young Americans:

Old Millennial American speaking here. I need you to adopt this mentality as early as possible and hold to it. The older you get, the harder it is to begin this practice and claw back the extremely unhealthy effects of a workaholic lifestyle. I am speaking from 20 years of experience.

This does not mean having a shitty attitude at work, or not doing your job, or relying on co-workers to carry your water.

This means you do what it says above. It also means not making work and productively your entire personality; not tying your productivity to your value; and not becoming so emotionally enmeshed in your work and workplace so that you are living and dying by what happens there.

Good luck out there. American workplace culture is mostly designed to work you to death. Moving against that tide can be challenging, so having a healthy mindset is important to living a life not consumed by your paid labor.

[yandere-angela]

hhhgrb

[dweete]

game design requires an iron will because not every game needs skateboarding + rail grinding mechanics but nothing is really stopping you from adding them anyway

[experiment41]

2021.... please look at this vid of archie and junior when they were still the smallest creatures on the planet