Two Goblins In A Trenchcoat

Just your local sewer goblin trans woman. she/they, 24, lesbian, fucked up science project. Mutuals hooked up with: 1 18+ blog

[twogoblinsinatrenchcoat]

Just realized I should probably do one of these. (THE REDUX)

Hello!

I'm Goblins! You can also call me Goblin, Tabby, or dumb ass bitch. I am currently 24 and through some stroke of luck a (barely) (like holy fuck) functioning adult.

If you want to hangout with me or my friends, go here!

https://www.tumblr.com/sylveonicdes1re/804402191075016704/i-got-good-news-girls?source=share

PFP is by @cholerascum great artist and person!

I have a long and varied history and list of interests, to put it simply, I am a giant fucking nerd in every way imaginable. Main specialties are TTRPG, video games, and general tech.

I am GNC as fuck! Mostly because I know I am trans of some kind, but not what specifically so I've settled on Non Binary for now. Fuck it, I'm not being too scared to live anymore, I AM A GIRL. I am also Pan Lesbian and Poly on top of being a switch, even though everyone tries to prove it other wise. Currently in an open relationship with my very lovely girlfriend.

If you ever want to get to know me better for any gods forsaken reason, ask box and dm's are always open, just giving the forewarning that I am very very shy and closed off until I get to know people.

This blog is mostly me trying to stay sane enough to keep moving forward, so expect a lot of Bullshit and Rambling. That has been going worse rather than better so lets try actually writing out my thoughts and feelings again.

I also reserve the right to be horny as fuck!

Enjoy your stay!

[orcusnoir]

There he is

The bear in area

[twogoblinsinatrenchcoat]

Tabby is very tired and scared

[mintchipped]

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

[lakemojave]

Fuck it reblog if it's ok to send your blog anon love

[maja-paja]

dont forget to wiggle your fox

[unclefather]

Where do they sell these vests

[trangoldin]

[deergirliconoclast]

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[cilantrhoes]

[clickrtraind]

can you lez the fuck in

[dykedragonrider]

[goth-fucker]

Dog tops i want you. Carnally

[ddinactive-deactivated20240921]

Dog tops want you, carnally! Dog tops want you whining and whimpering between their teeth! Dog tops want you squirming beneath them in heat! Dog tops want you pinned and hopelessly bucking your hips while they cover you in their spit! (You can count on a dog top for making sure you leave marked, by scent if not by sight.)

[cyberpriestess]

Firefox Quick-setup (5 steps !)

for everyone considering the switch to Firefox: here's your 101. we're going for 'sweet spot' privacy/convenience* here. minimal steps, maximal result.

the steps:

download Firefox, install and run

disable data collection, verify Total Cookie Protection is on

(optional) import settings from your old browser

switch from Google to DuckDuckGo

install uBlock Origin and Privacy Possum

*aka "i hate targeted ads but i'm not Snowden"

details below the cut !! also, optional steps for more privacy d:

step 1: download Firefox, install and run

windows and mac: click the link to the download page linux: use your distribution's software manager/app store (or package manager) to install firefox if it doesn't already come with your installation

it should look something like this when you open it

step 2: disable data collection, verify Total Cookie Protection is on

type about:preferences into the address bar and press enter. there's a ton of settings here to explore at your leisure, but we want to head to the Privacy & Security tab and scroll down to Firefox Data Collection and Use

here we want to untick all the highlighted options - this stops Mozilla from collecting data about how you use your browser and from running studies (aka trying out new features on you if you "meet the criteria")

step 3 (optional): import settings from old browser

the exact method varies based on firefox version, but you can look here or use this general method: open the bookmark manager/library with the shortcut CTRL+SHIFT+O, click Import and Backup, then choose Import Data from Another Browser to grab your browsing history and bookmarks.

step 4: switch from Google to DuckDuckGo

there's little point avoiding Google's browser if they can still track you via your searches. go back to about:preferences, but this time choose the Search tab. change your Default Search Engine to DuckDuckGo

step 5: install uBlock Origin and Privacy Possum

it's extension time !! c: there's tons to choose from, but we're just focused on the basics. uBlock Origin will block ads and trackers, and works well with Firefox's TCP feature. Privacy Possum sends false data back to trackers (great for any that fall through the cracks).

just click on the links above, then click Add to Firefox and to the prompts that come up

that's it !! there's tons of addons and themes to explore over at addons.mozilla.org, from VPN integrations to tab management and much more.

You're done

happy browsing !! i'll include a companion post w/ more advanced features/tweaks and a collection of my personal favourite addons and links to other people's addons lists !! i'll also try to keep this post updated (and include a patch note reblog) should things change.

for anyone serious about privacy, it's worth mentioning that the more tools directly included in Firefox, the less privacy addons you need to run. uBlock Origin and Privacy Possum should go a long way now.

[cyberpriestess]

update !! extension list time !!

other privacy tools:

Just Delete Me - provides link to delete your account w/ a website and indicates how hard it is to do so; based on https://justdeleteme.xyz service

Facebook Container - puts facebook in a sandbox/jail to prevent it tracking you across websites

OVPN (or your preferrered VPN's browser extension)

link to @transgendercyborg's privacy tools page*

*this includes other tools, not just firefox extensions; some extensions may now be directly included in firefox as per recent updates

QOL tools:

Dark Reader - makes everything dark mode; has per-site toggles

Tridactyl - Vim-style keybinds for firefox; keyboard warriors love it

Bypass Paywalls Clean - bypasses paywalls on news sites etc.

Unpaywall - similar to BPC but aimed at research/academic articles (completely legal if you care about that sort of thing)

adding other extensions to this list is encouraged !!!

[kdinjenzen]

[ramadebuzunar]

Hypno is so fun for me !!!!

Friends will say they can't be hypnotised or it does not work because of adhd

And then I get to prove them wrong and watch them get all flustered about how easy it was to mess with their precious little thoughts

c, can i be one of your friends in question...........

[ittla]

bleehhhhh