The Gayest Ass

She/It / 23 / 18+ BLOG / Canadian / gayass transfem who drinks surprisingly little soda for someone whose blog name includes it

[gollancz]

[brucebocchi]

just saw the absolutely incredible typo “getting fucked soggy style” and now it’s going to rattle around my brain like a pebble in an empty soda can

[brucebocchi]

call that pyramid head

[fangthroat]

*trots over to you with a pinecone gift* do you wanna be friends…..

awoooooo!!!!! 🩶🩶🩶🩶

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[decaf-cappuccino]

binky/flop combo

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[wholesome-animal-images]

[salamanding]

art for pride :3

dance, my bunnies, dance!

[themojavesworst]

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

[targetedknowledge]

[m4plesoda]

um this is old as dust but YEAY go my little mech pilot/mechanic

[nokie]

this video changed me as a person

[jelloswingsets]

[Video description: Someone offscreen uses a Hatsune Miku hand puppet to play an IPad rhythm game. The song has a fast tempo and a complicated beat pattern on the game. The player doesn't miss a beat. When the song ends, the game shows, "Full Combo." The Miku puppet does a happy dance. /end description]

[girlpurplelily]

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

[girlpurplelily]

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

[calamity-corner]

take it from a dyke: this pride month, dump him!

(she/it/pup)

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[depsidase]