Two Line Pass:Hockey Comic

A webcomic about the NHL, and all things hockey.  Updated Monday and Friday.

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Hopefully it will be over one way or another on Saturday.

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Dude can do whatever he wants. Money, location, childhood dreams, it doesn’t matter the reason. And the fans’ thoughts on his priorities, abilities, or comps don’t matter...wait? who am I talking about again?

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While there, maybe he can pick up a defenseman costume? Sorry, a slutty defenseman costume.

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Reality Therapy

“Reality therapy” comes from a quote Babs gave after the game about what’ll be needed to turn this skid around. If the St Louis Blues are going to score 4 goals on you, just score 5. You’re welcome.

As of right now, the Leafs’ goal differential if 4, and they’re still doing great, and will also be fine.

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“TANK BEATS EVERYTHING!”

Ranger twitter is going crazy that they have yet to win a game in regulation, and I’m over here like Grumpy Cat: “GOOD!”

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As opposed to the NHL’s annual 2nd Round Championship series

I don’t really have a solution, but multiple leagues need to fix their playoffs.

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43rd Time Shame On Me

One day that adult man, who keeps doing the same thing over and over again, with no serious repercussions, will learn! 

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New York Gritty

I actually didn’t realize until doing this strip that the Rangers are the ONLY team without a mascot. I thought there was going to be like 5 or 6 others. I guess the Red Wings don’t CURRENTLY have one? Anyway, good to know hockey being back, isn’t the most interesting thing about...hockey being back.

Also, this is the 200th strip, and I think about the 2 year anniversary, cool.

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3 Fakes and a Real

A 5 games suspension sounds about right, but at least some of them should have been during the regular season for that sucker punch on Ekblad. Real injuries = real consequences?

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Jag off

I’m sure the guy is good at the thing he’s been training his whole life to do. And yes, I know the Jags have actually been alright VERY recently (last year, and now 2 weeks into this one), still doesn’t warrant THAT much confidence.

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With SO MANY apologies to Sens fans.

This is the worst trade, and downright worst run organization I think I’ve ever seen. And I’m from New York. I’ve seen the Islanders for the last 30 years, I know full well Mike Milbury is a thing that exists. Welp, I hope Karlsson isn’t too affected by the culture shock of perfect weather and a functional hockey organization.

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Pete Rose colored glasses

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AUGUST IS ALMOST OVER!

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You could say Gretzky is the embodiment of the American Dream - Come from another country, marry a Playboy model/actress, and make way more money to not win anymore. It’s a hell of a country!

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This is a real take someone had. Can you even imagine.

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Yeah, his contract is probably more than his numbers suggest, but intangibles? 

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Maybe sometimes just stop right after Step 1.

God forbid Linden tries to go about a rebuild the right way, but Aquilini’s 12 point manifesto while nice, wasn’t really necessary.