Taylor and Sandra, but really just Taylor

aka it's time to shitpost

[northernolddragon]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[twolizardsinasuit]

Reblog by @frankenfran · 1 audio track

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[raptorific]

discord server for silent video game protagonists

[raptorific]

chell, doomguy, link, samus, and master chief are all in the server and not one of them has ever sent a message in it. they all consider the others to be their closest friends

[raptorific]

there’s a channel where Red sends pictures of all of his pokemon and they all get a Thumbs Up emoji react from everyone else

[dnadoublefelix]

Eventually Link starts posting selfies in the most crazy places with monsters in the background about to hit him or closeups of plants and small critters. They also get a Thumbs Up react. Nothing else is said.

[bayofalgecirascranes]

the Knight from Hollow Knight is on the server. They never post or even give anything the thumbs up react except for the occasional bug-type pokemon. One time Link uploaded an image of a sunrise and The Knight gave it the only Thumbs Down react anyone has ever gotten in the entire server. The resulting Drama (Consisting entirely of a single screenshot of the thumbs down react and a series of exclamation point reacts) nearly tore the server apart

[jillothewisp]

yeah she "pegged me", and by "pegged" haha well. let's just say...,sword through my chest

[witchintestine]

You know I’m right.

[pwesident]

good morning everypony

[theburialofstrawberries]

LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC — CANDY (RICO NASTY)

youtube / twitter

[ampervadasz]

[finitevariety]

me when I'm finished sucking my session

[suitbf]

final succession scene

[worstgirlintheworld]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[milf-adjacent]

The Cock and Ball Torture Wikipedia Page Vocoded to the US National Anthem (you're welcome)

[reaganassassination]

a humble uquiz: How would you die on Hannibal (NBC)?

[twolizardsinasuit]

#monstrously transformed

[wordswithimages]

[fishgummy]

[spector]