FanBoying

Its like FanGirling but with facial hair.

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That Smile OHMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!! 

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/o/

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Conversation between jocks today

*in class taking notes from a power point while all the jocks are using flower pens*

Teacher: are we done?

Class:*mumbles and talks to each other*

Marcello: no.

Teacher: are we done?

Class: yeah. Yeah. Lets gooo!

Marcello: nooooooo!!!!!! Im being serious dude!

Anthony: well pick up your game man!

Michael: getcha head in the game! Gotta getcha getcha getcha head in the game! Getcha getcha getch getcha head in the game!

Me: *mumbling* is this turning into tumblr? Man! Now i wanna watch that movie!

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The problem with this website is it’s too much of a safe haven for nerds. It coddles them and encourages their nerdiest inclinations. There need to be more cyber jocks to administer atomic wedgies and virtual locker stuffings. Need to put these dorks back in their place 

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1, 3, 6 (assuming yes :P ), 12, 13, 17, 19, 20, 23, 24, 44, 47

1. Sure one would be nice...not complaining if i dont..casual relationship would be better...girls cause havoc around me alot

3. not really...maybe sometimes i appear to be one but its usually for different reasons

6. not to my face that i can recall actually. i get teased alot ;)

12 not really 

13 no, its just physical attraction plus a compatible personality so in a way yes..it aint magic though

17 probs not 

19 dunno if you mean friend yes if you mean more than that...honestly someone usually does and doesnt tell me...it pisses me off

20 not really..i flirt very obvious and am open about itif i like someone else will know :P

23 2 more years of school

24 getting out of school and becoming a professional stripper :D

44 not broken..torn to pieces spat on buried dug up and kicked and served to a pack of 7 moutain lions to be shat out and burned....

47 umm sure yep its hard coz i usually get fucked over when i tell them

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Community 1.19 - Pierce is the only member of the group with previous nautical experience

reasons i will miss pierce

[cheeso]

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

[urulokid]

this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read

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i’ll just stick to black magic thanks

[dicaeopolis]

im really curious what happened in those 22 comments

[whatupjamal-deactivated20161102]

[illuminotus]

my life in a song

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has anyone else noticed that the 3 main characters from Gryffindor in Harry Potter all have traits and represent the other 3 houses.

Ron-Hufflepuff

Hermione-Ravenclaw

Harry-Slytherin

[genofattolia]

Community Meme | Eight Characters   [7/8] Dean Pelton

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jeff & annie in through the seasons | season 4

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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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I hate the way they portray Slytherins in Harry Potter...we are not all that bad