Two Versus The World

A supercool blog run by two very awesome people trying to make the distance work.

[captain-price-returns]

another BaalBuddy banger

[kaito0100]

THE GHOST IN THE SHELL

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[krambee]

noonoo….

[arcadebroke]

[sunburnt-brian]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[bean-pronounced-bawn]

I can't find the post but there's this one post that's like "aging is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying not to age"

That but with weight.

Getting or being fat is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying to not be fat.

[cryptotheism]

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.

[clinging-to-decency]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

[mlarayoukai]

happy mothers day to her

[averagemrfox]

🥲

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

lets All lock in starting Right Now

[virusgeist]

how i feel about locking in

[definitely-not-a-plant]

how i feel about locking in

[hungwy]

[pokemonshelterstories]

baby meowth named dryer lint up for adoption

[dogpuppy]