YOUNG PUNKS... GET OFF MY LAWN...

Very selective indie Soldier: 76 blog. Penned by Dorito. Battle.net: Dad76#1856

[txcticxl-blog]

@yourpersonalknight

“I think I still owe you a couple of rounds. You want to take me up on that?”

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Like this for a starter of varying length!

[daily-bad-jokes]

Thank you student loans for getting me through college.

I don’t think I can ever repay you.

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“What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.” “What do you call tic tacs in his pockets? Investmints.”

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“ Is… Is that blood coming from the walls?! “

"How is that even possible? The house isn’t alive...”

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“ Y… You’re supposed to be dead! “ (Yourpersonalknight)

“... Surprise.”

[daily-bad-jokes]

How did the hamburger introduce their girlfriend?

Meat Patty!

[rpmemesandmusings]

ghostly sentence starters

“ Y… You’re supposed to be dead! “

“ How… How are you floating? “

“ Is it just me, or did it suddenly get really cold in here? “

“ Miss me? “

“ Are you kidding? Ghosts don’t exist. “

“ Ghosts aren’t real… Right? “

“ Hate to break it to you, but ghosts exist. I’m living proof. Well… Not exactly ‘living,’ but still. “ 

“ This has to be some sort of illusion, some sort of trick. There’s no way I’m really seeing this right now. “

“ I’m… I’m dreaming right now, right? I have to be! “

“ I came back… to warn you… “

“ LEAVE… RIGHT NOW… “ 

“ Is… Is that blood coming from the walls?! “

“ I’m only coming on your stupid ghost hunt because you promised me snacks. “

“ Can we leave yet? We’ve been here for hours, and there’s no sign of any ghosts. “ 

“ Did you just touch my shoulder? “

“ Was that a scream just now?! “ 

“ Are you seeing this? “

“ Why are you… see through? “

“ Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy. “

“ I ain’t afraid of no ghosts. “

“ Boo. “

“ I think we ghosts get a bad rep. We’re not all about shrieking and flickering lights, you know. “

“ Sorry if this is a rude question, but… How did you die? “

“ Are you… Are you really a… “ 

“ G-G-G-G-G-GHOST!! “

“ I came all this way to see a ghost. I’m not leaving until we find one! “

“ Why is that lamp floating? “

“ Nope, nope, nope. Not today, ghosts. I’m out of here. “ 

“ Ghosts are nothing but pure evil. “ 

“ What’s it like? You know… Being a ghost. “ 

[zombiefox-x]

“Old soldiers never die, and they don’t fade away.”

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Indie Jamison Fawkes from Overwatch. Penned by Dorito.

Back to promote myself again. Oops.

[daily-bad-jokes]

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans!

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Indie Jamison Fawkes from Overwatch. Penned by Dorito.

Back to promote myself again. Oops.

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@ampitup-frogboy Because I love you.

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*fires a helix rocket in the sky and shoots a hole in the ceiling of a house* Daddy's back kids.

[glysaturn]

☝️ 👀

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Did anyone hear about the sidewalk? It's all over town!

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This user’s about to spend a stupid amount of money on loot boxes.