A Deer in the Headlights

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[those-crazy-meme-nights]

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“I wonder what Chloe will dress as for Halloween, it would be fairly fucking funny to see her as a Playboy Bunny...Heh, yeah...Funny..”

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* Terrible -evil brow waggling-

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“You suck Ryuko...Not everyone can have a bubble butt like you...”

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some art i posted on twitter 

[ohnoafterlaughs]

“ We don’t need to keep it hush You could leave a toothbrush At my place At my place I just, I just can’t let you go “ Lyrics by DNCE - Toothbrush

[brothersaved]

​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃 // accepting @time-rewind-deer

   “ no way! of course i’d like to try one! dude, pumpkin is everything when it’s in season. and yeah, i know, totally cliche. but i can’t help it. ” 

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Max couldn’t help but laugh, she knew Dana would be into some pumpkin cookies, and Max worked pretty hard on them, she even made them in the shape of actual pumpkins and used orange sprinkles.

“No no, so not cliche. It’s actually a tradition in my parents home to make these bad boys for the seasons! Halloween is so the time for pumpkins..”

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"Uh, Victoria? You have, pumpkin guts all over your bag.."

“Huh? What are you–”

“Oh, FUCK me!” Victoria inhales sharply, waiting until the panic-induced stars dancing in front of her eyes dissipates. She frantically wipes what she can off of the leather, but the wet-looking smudgy stain is still clearly visible. “I.. Oh, God. Max, can you please just–I’m calling a truce, okay? Go to my room, and grab the dish soap and washcloth, and get the cloth damp. Hurry before it sets!”

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Max was trying so hard to keep it together, she wanted to laugh, but..Only because it was kind of cute to see Victoria panic like that over a bag, but...It was probably an expensive bag.

~I would freak too if I could afford a bag like that...I guess I’ll help Vicky out..~

“Uh, yeah. Sure Victoria. Just wait here, I’ll be back in a jiffy..And don’t panic..”

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Max how would you unload a serious amount of stress with your time powers?

“I might take a baseball bat to a car window, then rewind it back to normal, when I was finished..”

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Max, do you like cheese?

“Uh, I mean, sure. I like cheese, but...I’ve never really gone ape over it..”

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*gave Max Victoria's thong*

“Uhm, this isn’t something I should really be in possession of, Victoria would probably scream herself mute if she found out I saw her thong, let alone was holding it.”

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“My name is Max Caulfield, and my super power....”

“Is called a gun, bang bang...”

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autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.

​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞

❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞

​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞

❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞

❝ help me decorate! ❞

​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞

​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞

​❝ bring a jacket! ❞

​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞

​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞

​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞

​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞

*sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞

​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞

​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞

​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞

​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞

❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞

​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞

​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞

​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞

​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞

​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞

❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞

❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ we have to get out of here! ❞

❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

❝ what did you get? ❞

❝ want to trade candy? ❞

❝ i got a rock. ❞

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞

❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞

❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞

❝ trick or treat! ❞

❝ happy halloween! ❞

❝ happy fall! ❞

❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞

❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞

❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞

❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞

❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞

❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞

❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞

❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞

❝ i just saw something! ❞

❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞

❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞

❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞

❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞

❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞

❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞

❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞

❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞

❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞