[kittensandweed2]

what the fuck ever

[rpfofficial]

the powerful lifelong bonds that are maintained by gay sex that is not happening

[himynamesisnotemail]

[guiltfactory]

you're entitled to your opinion but it's stupid and bad and ill-informed and i hate you

[fujoshane]

fujoing out so hard you make forever friends

[chateauofmymind]

the thing u gotta understand is that tons of people all the time are having sex they don’t count as sex

[infinityshigh]

reading rpf about the people i dont know so its just fiction for me

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[spiribia]

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[sobcat]

tomorrow I'll do the possible

[windvexer]

IDK who needs to hear this but if there's something in your life that makes you feel better, but you never stick to it,

it's still actually perfectly fine to do it

and you shouldn't stop yourself from starting just because it won't be a permanent change.

Like if starting a new daily planner gives you an amazing afternoon of planning and four days where you feel in charge of your life,

why not do it?

It doesn't matter that it won't be a permanent change - 4 good days is still worth it.

If you ever catch yourself thinking, "I wish I could pray/stretch/prep/plan/do the thing, but I always get started on that and it never lasts more than a couple of days,"

what this really means is, "hey, I can feel better for a couple of days."

if this post is making you think of things in your own life that you wish you could stick to because of how good they make you feel,

just be aware:

you're not thinking of a list of ways you've failed to commit

you're thinking of a list of things that make you happy, and you should give yourself permission to start doing them as often as you want to

[eveninginparis]

we were put on this earth to eat sandwiches

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[guooey]

[winter-pear]

sorry for getting horny when you put me in a headlock could you do it again for like two seconds i’m almost—