Reality can be beaten with enough imagination

Alessandra, Italian living in London and loving it!

[freedominthedarkmp3]

Oggi e sempre ✊

[tenitchyfingers]

transl: “better a faggot than a fascist”

[czargasm]

Somehow I thought during the offseason I'd be free from the curse of having to defend a rich, blond white man from people who apparently know nothing about hockey, but alas. Here we are.

[fabasten]

"Ivar is going to join that team in its top six. He's going to be on their top power play. And I think about pairs, with the Sharks now, and what could be. Coaches love pairs, they now have- and we'll see what those pairs look like- Macklin Celebrini and Will Smith have developed clear chemistry. They're clearly close off the ice, they clearly click on the ice. You've got Michael Misa as your second line center of the future, 2nd overall pick a year ago, now you have a second 2nd overall pick to potentially pair with Michael Misa. You fast forward 3, 4, 5 years and you start to wonder what that looks like and what those players in the prime of their careers." - Scott Wheeler, immediately after the Ivar Stenberg pick

[mythmagicetc]

nhl commentators love to be like “and how did you know he would be there to receive that pass? did you feel him? would you know him by touch alone, by smell” and then the guy’s like “i looked”

[perseusnpercy]

GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE YOU WERE BIGGER THAN THE WHOLE SKY🥀🥀

[unwastelandunbaby]

[edgarallennope]

[lotstradamus]

#in four days we could be seeing a prime minister every eight hours‚ until theyre coming every four minutes

[tyche88]

Very niche and everything, but I called this on Friday when I was copyed in on a number of suspiciously overeager emails.

Never doubt my gut instinct on UK politics madness.

[robo271]

HOLY FUCK. KESSELRING. IT HAPPENED

[tyche88]

Me going back (willingly) into a church service after an x amount of years and ending up talking to a Canadian about Macklin Celebrini?

How.

To be fair it was church light and the service was catered specifically to queer people so yeah, the odds were slightly higher than zero.

And yay for me going back to church and leaving with just an upset stomach and not an impending feeling of doom.

[tyche88]

Went back to church light again...

And this time some other person was talking about a vacation they did in Toronto a few years ago and how they went to an hockey game because that's what you do when you are in Canada in hockey season.

They watched the Toronto Maple Leafs lose to the Sharks.

I'm this close 🤏 to taking all this as a divine sign of some sort!

[couriernewvegas]

[myuveiio]

the yes ma'am emoji

[two-seventyone]

you’re laughing now but in the not too distant future, every san jose shark will be obliged to make the annual sacred offseason pilgrimage to the holy land of north vancouver, prostrate themselves at the foot of grouse mountain, and endure a shaolin monastery-esque bootcamp at the hands of their benevolent great leader (captain barely into his 20s) and his omnipotent grandmaster (dad)

[ohgodshutit]

grace reposting this tiktok

[puckplume]

my pick for hockey tweet of the day:

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[hamster-is-tired]

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

[icarus-died-laughing]

always reblog italian manwhore summer

[theehorsepusssy]

[normal-behavior]

NY Times article titled "San Jose Sharks offseason: Who stays, who goes from the roster?"

Mack and Will are the only two listed as "untouchables."