EVERYTHING PLUS OCCASIONAL BITCHING

Pretty much anything I can think of, plus bitching on occasion. ASK ME SOMETHING. SERIOUSLY, DO IT I also occasionally make really shitty art for no reason

[meterapix]

SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND

[tychu]

Pacrease

[theyshapedlikefriends]

He sits(?)

[enriquemzn262]

Sometimes correlation does imply causation.

[swedebeast]

That’s not fucking funny.

And the fact that I am born right there in the hotspot has NOTHING to do with it.

[enriquemzn262]

M8

You have an anime avatar, you’re further proving this.

[swedebeast]

[konigstigerr]

why did sweden get hit by chernobyl fallout? it's on the other end of the continent.

[official-kircheis]

Wind - Wikipedia

[dwinkus]

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

[dwinkus]

my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that

[dwinkus]

hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

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[psychologicalwhorefare]

i don’t remember what this was going to be the punchline to but it’s funny enough to post on its own

[stonyponyofficial]

when u very kindly ask the medieval executioner to respect your boundaries

[psychologicalwhorefare]

when the medieval executioner respects your request

[stonyponyofficial]

[greenishness]

me and my two mutuals that don't care about taylor swift for the next three weeks

[normal-horoscopes]

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]

[nooksickle]

[leviathan-supersystem]

legitimately the stupidest motherfucker alive.

[chongoblog]

“The orphan massacre machine is actually amazing for orphans because you can turn it off whenever you want to!”

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[the-worm-man]

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

[melvinandlugnut]

This will be funnier when I make it into a video later. Had to split it up because of the length.

[officialluigi]

Please help me I just want my groceries

[hero-in-high-tops]

YOU GUYS WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHO I RAN INTO

ITS HER

[unclefather]

[darksonatas]

[thefloatingstone]

I just spent money on things I wanted...

[pukicho]

puki. would u survive the squid game?

I would fuck the squid

[hongjoongpresent]

Pretty sure that's not how the squid game works puki

[pukicho]

I'd go straight to the source of the problem