Something Clever

Hey I'm Darren, I'm 23. Just a dorky transman making his way through life. With a dorky ass boyfriend by his side💙

[luke-is-gay2]

[maruti-bitamin]

fishing

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jebbyfwish]

Going great thanks Isabelle

[rosasanctus]

Them: What do you remember about Middle School?

Me:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mwsouyuu]

my birb

[paulthebukkit]

[candelorofan19]

One wanted to kill a dangerous supervillain, the other goes to bed at 9PM.

[bravelittletayster-deactivated2]

[veliseraptor]

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

[eugenieroe]

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

[woolay]

New set up

[gaycop]

Ut

[woolay]

Not what it says.

[oaktreebutch]

Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities:

[inthemud]

these fawns laying amongst a million pillows is how i want to live my life every day

(credit to fuzzyfawnwildlife on instagram. she is a fawn rehabilitator and they’re all alive and well, just being transported)

[aspartaime]

My human anatomy teacher was talking about bone healing and when you break a bone it typically will heal stronger

So I look him in the eyes and say “so what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become superhumanly powerful?”

And he looks back at me and says, with the softest voice he could muster, “please do not no”

[unbreakable-red-riot]

[ampervadasz]