losing all my battles since ‘99

★ mags ★ 26 ★ bad at life ★

[dogpuppy]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[rthwrms]

thinking about coptic mummy paintings and weeping

like. i know these people

[targetedknowledge]

[uptownthots]

white people will literally be like if u arent nice to me Im going to become a nazi. and think they’re making a great argument

[churlfriend]

who's with me

[daughter-of-sapph0]

Pro Tip: Dumplings can prevent the negative status condition Passive Suicidality

[diphowell]

dan and phil

[diphowell]

[puppydroid]

[librarycard]

false. he would never let YOU into his sacred crypt. meanwhile im inside his sacred crypt every night

[gerardwaysbob]

gerard is like a haunted marionette doll in my attic i worry about and hear skittering around

[crisis-actor]

my retirement plan is to be found dead by the river

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

[gayavatarstyle]

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

[gayavatarstyle]

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[squaresaw]

[wifemoji]

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

[wifemoji]

this was about a dog i saw inside mcdonalds but ur right . ur so right.

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything