[the-sacred-now]

For a moment I was like "oh god what if Miss Piggy dies next?" and then I remembered

[nightmare-from-heaven]

that she's immortal?

[the-sacred-now]

that she's immortal.

[capacity2]

It’s so important to have a significant tree in your childhood that you will spend the rest of your life thinking fondly of

[dragon-in-a-fez]

now I'm falling asleep while she's calling a crab

[senatortedcruz]

Everyone be dying except #him man the lord don’t even want him!!!!

[dollypartonswig]

[catboybiologist]

"Getting into this hobby is actually super cheap and easy!!!! First, start with a section of land and a house that you own and can mess up at your discretion"

[catboybiologist]

The original inspiration for this is that I've looked up a lot of basic woodworking stuff multiple times to try and make better and better tortoise enclosures, and ended up in this trap every time lmao

[catboybiologist]

"It's much cheaper to just buy this size of wood and take it to your table saw" WHAT FUCKING TABLE SAW

[kaiasky]

the secret is that people who have a garage with a table saw are constantly looking for reasons to justify that use of space and money. so if you find somebody with a table saw and ask if you can use it, you're actually doing them a huge favor by justifying the saw continuing to take up space. "of course I need a table saw. what if somebody needs to upgrade a turtle enclosue."

[lumsel]

#1. go to local gay bar 2. find group of 50-60 yr olds. 3. ask if anyone has a table saw 4. watch eyes light up

[boomerdacat]

With this four step plan you get a place to practice woodworking with optional sex with some older men

[gaycodedvillainy]

For anyone wanting it, they can cut your material for you at most Home Depots if you need it

[knitmeapony]

But can I have sex with older men there

[knitmeapony]

I am never leaving this site

[kelcipher]

[soapydoll]

I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

[kindlingnorah]

[unholywatr]

hey, can i get a hit of that? (crisp autumn breeze)

[merrinish]

I’m not in the community that posted this but if you’ve never tasted the bitter agony of searching for a pairing you’ve only just considered to find it’s like one dedicated author who has churned out like 69 slightly better than mediocre fics you don’t know what a rare pair is.

[mikecardensolofolkalbum]

[bobdylanhater1965]

IVE HAD THIS QUEUED SINCE MARCH AND IT DIDNT POST ON AUGUST 19TH U HAVE NO IDEA HOW PISSED I AM

[stankystarthang]

(Video Transcript:)

A tired looking man in a grey suit holding a cd.

“I shall see you on August 19th”

He then throws the cd.

(End Video Transcript)

[teaboot]

*He throws the CD with the most bizarre “aaigh!” that cracks a little in the middle

[akiragatr]

YOU! RANDOM CITIZEN!

🫵

What was the last fresh fruit you ate?

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[dontwannabeaphyrexianidiot]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[katelyn-danger]

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

[biscoff-und-taxis]

#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins

you can’t just leave this in the tags

[pudulogy]

for all of you:

[hotvampireadjacent]

[extrathicccarlwheezer]

the gif is even funnier