#GOODTIMES #BADTIMES & #CHAKAKHAN

It's not a mantra, nor meant to be clever - just how my brain categorises things - my life and how it rolls.

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It’s live in the flesh. Out 6th October! Thanks to all who helped. 

Published by Square Peg of Penguin Random House, you can pre-order here if you like: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Spoons-Carpets-Appreciation-Kit-Caless/

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Oh no, thank you @starbucksuk #welcomebreak #drivethru #coffee #m1 (at Starbucks Welcome Break - Leicester Forest East)

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Have a smashing Christmas from myself and the A-list Shalebredees that make-up @tylertowers. #Lulu #Dale #greatsoprendo xx

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The Muppets. It's even funnier now than we ever thought it was before. #love #muppets #funny

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Malteser Challenge World Championships 2015 - The 10m Luge. #tfifriday #tylertowers #sunday #fun #maltesers (at Rainham, Medway)

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Yum! A double serving of @leonrestaurants soon in Kings Cross area. #food #lovelondon #leon (at London King's Cross Station)

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McDonald's, Minecraft, Lunch then Lego. That how we roll this Snowy(not) Saturday. #godson #saturday #minecraft #Lego

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Godchildren balancing on my ears. Part 3. I'm lovin' it. #mcdonalds #breakfast #mcmuffin

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I couldn't wait until Sunday. #roast #pototatoporn #parsnipporn #foodporn

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Go to work on an egg. #burger #foodporn #waterloo #publove #bcyard (at The Steam Engine)

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Time for my goddaughter M to have a haircut.... Mwoaaaaahhh!!! #saturday #hairdresser (at Headquarters)

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Saturday building work. Busy, busy, busy. #townhall #lego #saturday

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The new reason to phone-in sick. Car-crash, compelling, hilarious tv - brill @itv ;) #pickme

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Even the house band were good. The drummer threw the kitchen sink at it. #lovelondon #london #music (at London Victoria Station)

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Anyone want to ride 007? All aboard - top or bottom #Spectre #JamesBond #lovelondon #london (at London, United Kingdom)

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The new Scenic Railway arrives @dreamlandmargate on Friday! I can't wait! #FourthVisit #Margate #kent #dreamland #thanet #tourism #rollercoaster (at Dreamland Margate)

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Retro snap. Three is always the magic number.