[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

*pronounces “champagne” like “lasagne”*

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

do Not

[the-golden-ghost]

*Pronounces “lasagne” like “champagne”*

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

do NOT

[neverusethissiteanymore-deactiv]

[lostboy-life]

hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness

[lostboy-life]

i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed

[heterokatedison]

why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho

[idleisland]

[memewhore]

[jeisontodd]

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

[weloveshortvideos]

[grgrhy]

this is my favourite vine tbh

ME TOO

[finefrog654654675-deactivated20]

[wwinterweb]

(via itsdougthepug)

[thatsthat24]

He is the best seal.

[kpoplegs]

[decreasing-entropy-deactivated2]

Anxiety: if you are not doing The Most™ then you are a giant fucking failure! go! hurry!

Depression: life is pointless, just lie in bed and stare at a wall all day, we good

[actualdogvines]

obviously, why wouldn’t this pup get the job

[tinyblonde0ne]

@lukespringsteen

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Netflix and chill by yourself except Netflix sucks and you’re also too depressed to give a shit to pick something out from Netflix so you just go ahead and stare vacantly into the screen for several hours while reruns of some stupid sitcom air until another day has eclipsed and you’re a little closer to the moment of pure ecstasy that will come with the end of this cartoonish nightmare that is your existence

[hedgeworth]

Netflix and existential crisis

[itquiet-deactivated20240530]

[donanananana-deactivated2018012]

So talented.

[terrierpuppy]

me??????

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

[bpdbitch-deactivated20160812]

Someone: you have free time to do this thing! Me: sorry, that time is reserved for mood swings,depression, and self loathing