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Sweet Seals For You, Always
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
One Nice Bug Per Day
Product Placement
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if i look back, i am lost
noise dept.
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Doug Jones
cherry valley forever
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
official daine visual archive
Cosimo Galluzzi
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sheepfilms
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@pokemonsnapchat
no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched
#2, Brute?
I made the ugliest noise.
Itâs not even March. Itâs literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.
TODAY
[Image ID: A pencil holder shaped like a bust of Julius Caesar. Multiple pencils protrude from its back, giving the impression that it was stabbed multiple times. / End ID]
happy stab-a-tyrant day! get out there and do your part
Intimacy isnât just experienced through sex. Itâs crying together. Itâs whispering late at night. Itâs talking about growing up and what used to scare you. Itâs going places that remind you of your childhood. Itâs feeling each other without touching. Itâs exchanging energy.
pros and cons of your mental health relying 98% on Distractionsâą:
pros: when youâre distracted youâre practically nt
cons: when youâre not distracted the fucking black hole that youâve been suppressing eats you alive
Vampires but theyâre naturally scared of tooth fairies stealing their fangs. Vampire: *closes coffin* Vampire: Vampire, sweating: *locks coffin* Tooth fairy outside: god fucking dammit
#dark types being weak to fairy be like-
I hate people who call me. I donât have a phone so you can reach me, I have a phone so I can read fanfic on the bus.
i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
gamer girl
- A luxury you canât live without? - A luxury I canât live without? Coffee. I really like good coffee. - Thatâs not a luxury, you can get it anywhere. - âŠI like nice socks?
[id: gifs of larry king interviewing danny pudi. larry says, âthatâs not a luxury, though. coffee and socks are not a luxury. danny says, âalright, give me a luxury. which - ⊠what luxury should i have?âlarry says, âa private plane.â danny says, a bit incredulously, ââŠ. larry, iâm on ducktales.â end id]
Bear witness to the disconnect between a Boomerâs idea of luxury and a Millennialâs.
âLarry, Iâm on DuckTalesâ is something I enjoy saying when I suddenly find perspective.
@nachospeakeasy
Sounds like most Chihuahuas and I would bet a prior Chihuahua owner would take him.
I didnât think the picture could do him justice after that description but it absolutely does and I for one am delighted
I only saw the second part of this post until now. the context is even better than I could have imagined
His Instagram is @prancerthechihuahua if anyone would like further updates on this little demon Bologna Face.
Here are some recent updates for those without IG:
-Prancer is very happy with his human Mom and has begrudgingly allowed some men in his presence!
-Prancer was formally recognized by the mayor of New Haven on National dog day this past year!
-Prancer can make public appearances sometimes, because he has a mom who loves and supports him.
-Heâs come back to New Jersey a few times to see his old neighborhood and in his life as an adopted good boy, Prancer has discovered fashion!
Here is his glow up!
Ready for Spooky Season
Just look at him! Heâs so happy đ„°
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Reblogging for cultural enrichment
bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed
wait wait can you want a dick but not in a guy way but like just to have one???
you can do whatever you want forever
One of the biggest influences on the way I currently see gender and sex and transgender identity was one tiny sentence
When I was talking to my top surgeon, he mentioned that he'd done top surgery on a butch lesbian. She identified fully as a woman, she just wanted a flat chest.
And that... blew my mind. My own desire for a dick and a flat chest is in a guy way, but the freedom of knowing that it doesn't HAVE to be a guy way, that you can just want a body and have it -
That not only is gender presentation in clothes and so forth mix and match, you can treat your body that way too, not only does your gender not have to 'match' your assigned body your chosen gender doesn't have to 'match' your chosen body because all that really matters, on any of it, is what feels right to you -
I was full up on "you can be trans without wanting to change x part of your body" but learning that that could also apply the other way around was what blew my mind and shifted my whole understanding of identity.
