Tempest.

25 • Eclectic Witch • Medium. 🐚 Aphrodite Devotee 🐚 They/Them.

[kittenwitchandthebadvibes]

Counting your breaths can help to calm you down during an anxiety attack. Take slow, long breaths. In for 4 seconds, hold, out for 5. You’re doing great

[angelsnamederika]

The wise words of Night Vale twitter truly hit us whenever we see them

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

[gifak-net]

[ultravioletnights]

i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…

[alexbelvocal]

What

[books-and-cookies]

how

[prettybxybastard]

HOW

[nonbinannytranny]

“ballet isn’t a sport”

[bubblegumjetpack]

The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.

[time-lordd]

Ballet is raw AF

[jurassicdaily]

[ba614-deactivated20160821]

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS. HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY.  HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT. This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Plains rlly be like that

[a-quiet-green-agreement]

[hipster]

find someone that knows how to calm your storms

[kadywicker]

gay emotions

longing

h a n d s

gay exhilaration

pretty girl/guy/person? oh?????

gay loneliness

longing 2: electric boogaloo

hozier

judgement

[bekkathyst]

BEKKATHYST SUMMER 2019 GIVEAWAY

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Please read thoroughly before entering!

Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. Wee just opened up our brick and mortar shop, and it's time to celebrate! We want to give back to the community that started this for us 🥰🙌

All these items came from our online shop and/or our brick and mortar store!

What you get:

$50 credit that can be applied to anything in our shop.

Triple moon altar cloth

Rose quartz palm stone

Amethyst scepter crystals from Brazil x2

Mini selenite tower

Rough kyanite crystal

Azurite/malachite rough chunk

Moroccan quartz geode piece

Agate keychain

Lapis lazuli stretchy bracelet

Sunstone polished double point

Rose quartz moon carving

Rough rose quartz chunk

Obsidian knife carving (the knife is non functional)

Smoky quartz heart

Selenite pebbles x3

Rose quartz pendulum

Rough lepidolite

Rainbow moonstone pebble

Rough Illinois fluorite x6

Wooden baby elephant carving

Lepidolite skull

Rose quartz sphere

Selenite wand

Massive 9" rose quartz polished point

Labradorite palm stone

Assorted tumbled stones: rutilated quartz x2, rhodonite, larimar, mangano calcite, star garnet, amethyst x2, rose quartz

Pack of natural lavender incense

Celestial wooden incense burner

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[bisexualemmettcullen]

vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car

[seth-my-son-clearwater]

the marble skin ensures they don’t get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasn’t paying attention and didn’t plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree

[angrywerewolfwife]

Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose

[renessmeecarlie]

the volturi twins, but played exactly like conrad and sally from the cat in the hat

[tymestl-tempest]

oh my god

y e s

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[daily-best-jokes]

The secret service isn't allowed to yell "get down!" anymore to protect the president.

Now they have to yell “Donald, duck!”

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[youjokebut-deactivated20180818]

gamer: did you play this game as a kid

me: no

gamer: i must be way older than u

me: actually i was just poor

[alittlecheesy]

Thank you for this

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain: