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They should make ceiling fans with sharpened edges
They're eviscerating you in the quote retweets. They're literally drawing and quartering you in the quote retweets. You're getting quadruple-amputated in the quote retweets.
In general wounds are like DIY erogenous zones
When someone's face goes red and swells up from being hit that's literally erotic.
Drowning someone in a puddle seems really fun. I like the idea of accomplishing it purely through pushing their head down. Bathroom sink . . .
I think fundamentally being out on the water is fun because it can be very very far away from any other people which makes it dangerous in a way that you will not fully appreciate until you desperately need help and there's nobody there
I don't know anything about scuba diving so I wonder how easy it would be to drown someone if you got into the water together and then came up behind them and . . . pulled out their mouthpiece? Turned the valve on their regulator the wrong way?
You could use a knife but maybe I don't want to leave any evidence.
I don't know anything about scuba diving so I wonder how easy it would be to drown someone if you got into the water together and then came up behind them and . . . pulled out their mouthpiece? Turned the valve on their regulator the wrong way?
Boating accidents . . .
forgot to submit this after last tool until now, behold the far superior alternative to the electric clothes iron, the cast iron coal powered clothes iron! a little unstable box of 2nd & 3rd degree burns!
Honestly incredible that these things were ever in use. We're giving these to maid-girls as a test of how willing they are to commit to the old-timey cosplay bit. Leaning against the table while they're working and shaking it a bit. Putting a little something extra in with the coals so it blows up in her face when she heats it.
I'm also a fan of the sadirons that are just big hunks of metal you have to heat up and then quickly use before they cool down.
YAAAAY YAAAY *i run up to you but i trip on a pebble and get implaed by a garden fence and as i writhe in pain and the fence slowly goes deeper into my body you walk away and don't look back*
Now to be clear while it is of course important to remain indifferent to your struggles while they are actually happening I will be coming back for the body later
i miss type27....come back....
Your wish is my command.
It is important to remember whenever you meet a new person that you could make it so their dead body is found in a nearby dumpster in a matter of hours.
If I'm being honest I found the way the blood came out quite aesthetically interesting.
Read this it is kinda like the manga your reading rn http://www.hirosemaryhello.com/shop/5w5djk3do0q486nr5akilzoosj7ape
Quite late on this one. It was sweet. Somewhat horrific.
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Maybe trying Bluesky again but they don't make it easy over there.