every few months it feels like i relearn the whole entire world
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every few months it feels like i relearn the whole entire world
Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers
It’s the Oedipus Complex
Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex
The Catholic church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)
“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”
person: girls can just be so.. urgh, you know?
me, a girl who loves and believes in other girls so much that i sometimes find it difficult to breathe: i do not recall, no
Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there
can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding.
I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.
It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean
If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water
(This also partially applies to whales)
They were what now?
Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk
You forgot the best part- they’re basically fucked up wet deer, phylogenetically.
television meme [11/15] comedies ∟ the office: would i rather be feared or loved? easy. both. i want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
the two bad fatigue moods:
gets super emotional, cries over the smallest things, empathetic™, can’t handle anything, irritable, overstimulated™, anxious
can’t feel anything, barely able to think, apathic™, can’t relate to anything, emptiness™, can’t cry, slow™, dissociating
being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit
fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass
I don’t give a HECK if Mamma Mia! Here I Go Again (2018) is a GARBAGE rehash of the first film I’m gonna be in the theater singing Abba like I live in Greece and having the TIME of my LIFE
airport security is like when you’re trying to put your money back in your wallet before it’s the next person’s turn in line except you’re barefoot
me: *sees a small child*
me: i envy your young brain’s plasticity for natural language acquisition