𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲

" ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴇᴀʀꜱ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴇʏᴇꜱ, ɪ ʙᴇɢɢᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʏ " 𝚖𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚎, 𝚖𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚌 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 ☆ 𝟷𝟾+ 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎! " ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴀɪᴅ 'ʜᴇʏ ᴍᴀɴ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ' ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴡᴀʏ " 𝚎𝚜𝚝: 𝙸𝚅 - 𝚇𝚅𝙸 - 𝙼𝙼𝚇𝚅𝙸𝙸𝙸

[typewritxr]

➤ jvstiified (JAKE)

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     Eyes forward, only ever drifting to skim each and every road sign to get some semblance of an idea of where he was going, Jake remained silent. As if in a trance, hypnotized by the curves of the highway and hum of the truck tires on the asphalt, his body was stiff as a board, only ever moving to shift gears.

     Natalia’s body language was unnerving, however Jake hadn’t the first clue how to respond to it or what she had confided in him with. His own voice rang in his head, repeating, “What do I do?” as he tried to absorb the information she had given him.

     Jake’s silent trance was broken as soon as his ears heard soft whimpers coming from his right, tears running down his girlfriend’s face. Her cheeks were red and puffy, matching her eyes perfectly. Not knowing how to comfort her, the teen simply removed his right hand from the shift knob and extended it out to her, offering, but not forceful.

     ❛      I will take care of you.“     ❜     

  Natalia mentally berated herself as they drove, not even fully realizing the arm she had wrapped around her stomach. All she knew was that she wanted to protect this. Though, she wasn’t entirely sure if she meant herself or Jake or...

  The blonde looked up at Jake’s words, her eyes going first to his face before drifting down to his outstretched hand. “Jake-” Her voice cracked, the tightness in her throat preventing her from speaking. ‘I will take care of you’ The words rang in her head as she sat up, composing herself.

 Natalia took a hand over Jake’s and closed his fingers, letting her own hand rest over his when she spoke. “I can’t expect that of you,” She paused, letting her hand slide off of his. “You don’t have to take care of me.”

[sydriangifs]

Because there’s no one else out there who understands you like I do.

[midsommars-deactivated20201109]

[phantomemes]

sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

[honeyboychangbin]

Sentence Starters

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

[anotherdamnrpmemeblog]

things that are hard to hear.

**possible triggers - abuse / death / suicidal implications change pronouns as needed for things you’d WANT to hear, click here!!

❝ i don’t want you in my life anymore. ❞

❝ i don’t want to have a relationship with you. ❞

❝ she’s not coming home. ❞

❝ that wasn’t meant for you. ❞

❝ i don’t love you, okay? i never did. i never will. ❞

❝ you’re wasting my time. ❞

❝ you’re wasting your time. ❞

❝ you’re not listening to me! ❞

❝ i feel like i can’t tell you anything. ❞

❝ you’re too late. ❞

❝ you don’t give yourself enough credit. ❞

❝ you don’t give me enough credit. ❞

❝ it’s time for things to change. ❞

❝ you failed me. ❞

❝ fuck you. ❞

❝ i can see right through you. ❞

❝ things are getting bad again. ❞

❝ are things getting bad again? ❞

❝ move on. ❞

❝ that’s on you. that’s your fault. ❞

❝ you’re holding on to things that are holding you back. ❞

❝ you haven’t changed. ❞

❝ i’m not changing my mind. ❞

❝ i’m dying. ❞

❝ you’re good – but you’re not as good as you could be. ❞

❝ it’s always about you. ❞

❝ nobody cares about your problems. ❞

❝ i don’t trust you. ❞

❝ you’re being taken advantage of! ❞

❝ i feel like you’re taking advantage of me. ❞

❝ did you hear what she said about you? ❞

❝ life isn’t fair. suck it up. ❞

❝ i didn’t mean i liked you that way– ❞

❝ maybe it’s better this way. ❞

❝ i wish i’d never met you. ❞

❝ you ruin my happiness. ❞

❝ i think we should see other people. ❞

❝ i’m not ready to settle down. ❞

❝ i want to love someone like you love me. ❞

❝ you can do anything you set your mind to, but you won’t. ❞

❝ stop crying. ❞

❝ don’t come back. ❞

❝ i’m not coming back. ❞

❝ i don’t care enough about you to hate you. ❞

❝ i feel like you’re dragging me down with you. ❞

❝ why don’t you smile anymore? ❞

❝ something happened today. ❞

❝ i don’t want to do this anymore. ❞

❝ stop letting it get to you. ❞

❝ i’m sorry. ❞

❝ i’m not sorry. ❞

❝ you’re not sorry. ❞

[typewritxr]

➤ jvstiified (JAKE)

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     A loud metallic SLAP! resonated through the phone as Jake finished cleaning his pistol, the slide snapping back into place. Safety on, Jake. Safety on.     ❛      Whaaa? I have NO earthly idea what you’re talking about. I would never     ❜     

     He went silent for a moment.      ❛      I just want to make sure my baby girl is safe. They have no idea what I do for a living. I’m always gone on “business trips with the firm.” Like they buy that bullshit. I have no training or schooling to be a lawyer.     ❜      his chest rised and fell heavily, a long sigh permeating from his lips. What he’d do just to hug his wife and kids right now…but no, he had to be stuck with Damon on yet another incredibly dangerous raid. Jake pulled the phone closer to his face, lips almost touching the receiver.

     ❛      I miss you.     ❜     

 Natalia let out a light laugh at the sound of his gun clacking back together. She rolled her eyes, wishing she could playfully banter with Jake, in person. Over the phone, it was never the same as being with him. “You’re such an ass.” She mused. 

The woman sighed, running a hand through her hair as she laid down on the bed, the phone still on speaker placed next to her head. 

“I know, babe.” 

 “I miss you too.” She let out a soft sigh, her hands going to twist her wedding ring. A habit she had developed whenever she missed Jake. “We’ll tell them when they’re old enough. Vic and Alex are smart, good kids...” Her voice trailed off for a moment, glancing at a picture of her family, sitting on the nightstand. “If we do nothing else right, we did a damn good job raising them.”

[gifs-animation]

[typewritxr]

➤ jvstiified (JAKE)

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     A look of buffudlement immediately procured his features after what looked like a girthy pen slapped on the center console. Clear as day, two thin blue lines emitted from the center of a small indentation on the stick, the words “PREGNANT” and “NOT PREGNANT” labelled on the side of the lines to signify the results of the test. Jake picked the test up to get a closer look.

     Two lines. Pregnant.

     Shit.

     Shit?

     Ignition still on, Jake calmly placed the stick back in Natalia’s bag and it it on the floorboard. Hands made their way back to the steering wheel. With the truck already in gear, a small shift of weight on his right foot had the vehicle moving as he flicked on his left turn signal to merge onto the street. And he drove.

     Silently. Thinking.

 Natalia studied Jake’s face intently. 

Joy? Shock? Maybe a hint of disgust? 

Absolutely nothing, it made Natalia more nervous than if there was a response. 

 What the hell was going through his head? Jake had always been better at hiding how he felt than Natalia was. She sunk down a bit in the passenger seat of the old car. Its familiar leather feeling more akin to a concrete block than the cozy car her and Jake had become familiar with. Her arms instinctively went to wrap around her stomach as she looked down into her lap, her blonde hair falling to partially obscure her face. She really had fucked this up. She should’ve done anything but told him. She should have realized the moment her period was late that this could have happened, but she just assumed things would be fine like they always were.

Natalia felt her face grow warm as her eyes welled up, causing her to reach up and wipe her face hoping he wouldn’t notice. Her throat felt closed as they sat in silence, only the noise from passing cars filling the stale air.

[typewritxr]

hi ive been really busy all break with friends, ill probably get back to this when im at school since i can fit it in between homework. hope the holidays were great for you guys!!

[persephonememes]

* (  LEGACIES SEASON ONE /  SENTENCE PROMPTS.

These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

❛ You’re not very scared of me, are you? ❜

❛ What’s going on up there? ❜

❛ Who the hell are you? ❜

❛ I’m sure I can handle whatever it is. ❜

❛ I just have this feeling that everything is going to work out just fine. ❜

❛ Are you okay? ❜

❛ I was recently dead, so I think I’ll mend. ❜

❛ Worst. Spring Break. Ever. ❜

❛ It’s kind of hard to miss. ❜

❛ You and I, we can’t talk like this anymore. ❜

❛ Tell me where he/she/they is before I blow your head off. ❜

❛ No one should ever have to be alone like this! ❜

❛ Okay, I need your help. I’m going for Meghan Markle tasteful. ❜

❛ Oh, look, it’s Satan … in a crop top. ❜

❛ Come to burn my world down? ❜

❛ What do you want? ❜

❛ Hey, I didn’t see you at breakfast. ❜

❛ Trusting you is what got us into this mess. ❜

❛ What’s with the performance anxiety? ❜

❛ I was making an entrance, mop head. ❜

❛ Aren’t you supposed to help? ❜

❛ Why should I believe you? ❜

❛ Everybody lies. ❜

❛ Some people just want to watch the world burn. ❜

❛ We’re gonna give these townies a taste of what we’re really made of. ❜

❛ We are a school for the supernatural, which covers a lot of territory. ❜

❛ If you had it I wouldn’t have to say it. ❜

❛ People in town said it was for troubled rich kids. I see the rich part is true. ❜

❛ You’re the one that’s always telling me I need to get out more. ❜

❛ I tell you that you need to stop locking yourself in your dorm room binge-watching Cutthroat Kitchen. ❜

❛ Do you think I’m broken? ❜

❛ She was the best person I knew. Pretty much loved her in that way that they say only exists in movies. ❜

❛ People who say that are the people who have never had their hearts crushed. ❜

❛ This isn’t much of an after party. ❜

❛ I see you’ve decided to double down on your nihilism this morning.

❛ I’m trying to be rich with honesty. ❜

❛ Hot tip: next time you burn your ex’s hair off, make sure she can’t rock a lob. ❜

❛ Consider this a life lesson; people disappoint. ❜

❛ As fun as this hurricane of toxic masculinity is, I have to get to class. ❜

❛ I’m sorry. Is the fact that I’m not openly hostile to you make it seem like we’re back to being friends? ❜

❛ So do you want to play good cop or bad cap? Because I don’t think emo cop is a thing. ❜

❛ You know, you’re not going to lose the election over an outfit. ❜

❛ What did I ever do to make you hate me so much? ❜

❛ It’s not about you. Shocking, I know. ❜

❛ You’ve left her with no room for herself. ❜

❛ She doesn’t have time for a relationship because you are a black hole of time and energy of love just sucking it all up, never giving any of it back. ❜

❛ She won’t ever burn your world down, so I will do it for her. ❜

❛ If you could just put down the crossbow, my freak out level is about eleven right now. ❜

❛ You’re messing with me. ❜

❛ So what, you’re just going to stay in your room alone while everybody else is out having fun? ❜

❛ When are you going to take care of you? ❜

❛ This world needs the selfless and the selfish to keep spinning. ❜

❛ You seem morally inclined enough to do something stupid. ❜

❛ Bad liars look away when they lie to their kids. Good liars look them straight in the eye.❜

❛ I hate that you always see me when I’m weak. ❜

❛ You’re not weak. You’re a survivor. And that makes you one of the strongest people I know. ❜

❛ You gotta stop beating yourself up about this. ❜

❛ You’ve never had free booze before. ❜

❛ Please keep these two from trying to kill or die for each other. ❜

❛ You do not get to be the martyr. That was my job. ❜

❛ So you think you’re a superhero or something? ❜

❛ They say revolution is messy, and I’m okay with that. ❜

[typewritxr]

➤ jvstiified (JAKE)

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     ❛      Well, if you say so love. I’m not the smartest guy in the world but I’m here for ‘ya if you need help.     ❜      Jake wasn’t convinced. Something was off about her. They’d known each other for years and Natalia only acted like this when she was covering something up.

     But he wasn’t going to pry. It was obviously something Natalia just wasn’t quite ready to talk about. Feeling her warm body nestle further into him was always exhilarating, but this time he could tell she was seeking comfort more than anything.

Jake sat and pondered for a moment before turning on the ignition. Snapping himself out of it, he removed his arm from around Nat’s shoulders and placed one hand on the steering wheel and one on the shifter.

     ❛      Hey, you know I love you, right? More than anything in this entirely messed up world?     ❜     

“I know you are. I’m okay.” Natalia replied, feeling a knot in her chest form as the guilt weighed on her conscience. She should just tell him, deal with the consequences and get it over with. Simple enough.

Except it wasn’t. Even the loss of the warmth from his arm around her made the girl want to pull it back around her. She snapped back into the moment at his words. He loved her? She knew, it had been implied, but they’d never actually said that out loud.

 “I love you too, but..” Natalia couldn’t lie about it anymore. She had to tell him. “I,” Natalia couldn’t get the words out and just reached for her bag, placing the stick on the console between them. 

[lifeinpoetry]

I can be feminine in all my rage. I can be girl and woman, and claws with teeth. Watch me burn.

Venetta Octavia, from “Sekhmet, Not Pin-Up Girl,” Prelude to Light (via lifeinpoetry)

[melisica]

[typewritxr]

➤ jvstiified (JAKE)

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     It was hard to think about his little girl growing up. He could remember when he was basically a kid himself holding her in his arms for the first time; from the moment Jake laid eyes on her she had him wrapped around her finger. And he knew it. Hell, everyone did. Fee made fun of him all the time for being an over-protective dad.

     Maybe he should settle down. Actually have a chance to experience his kids’ grow up. He’d probably talk to Nat about it later. Damon wouldn’t be too happy, but Jake really didn’t care.

     ❛      Sixteen…God, Nat. Remember when we were her age? Doing normal kid things. Staying up on the phone all night, even before we were even together! Oh, oh! Remember when I picked you up on your way home once after you stole an old vinyl for me? I had no idea you had stolen it, haha! That’s my girl.     ❜     

     Jake continued to ponder, thinking about how thier kids were probably doing close to the same shit they were doing when they were sixteen/seventeen years old.      ❛      As long as my baby girl doesn’t come home pregnant…I suppose I’ll allow it. I gotta meet the kid first though. That’s a given.     ❜     

 Natalia smiled as she listened to Jake reminisce on their past. He sounded like he had cheered up in talking to her and she smiled to herself. She really did love Jake. If soulmates are a thing, there’s no one else she could ever see being by her side. He had also given her two of the greatest gifts in her life, that being Victoria and Alexander. Natalia adored her children.

No one had ever understood why she had chosen Jake. However, it’d always been obvious that there was love between them. She snapped back into the conversation at his last comment

“Hey! It takes two to tango and not every teen couple is us.” She quipped back at him. “All I ask is you don’t threaten him with a gun if she wants us to meet him.” Natalia laughed quietly to herself, “Victoria is a good kid. She’s not a troublemaker like we both were.” The woman could still recall how they had even ended up with Victoria and her cheeks flushed red. She knew if Jake were here, he’d mercilessly tease her about it. “Although, we’ll have to check up on her after a third date.” She playfully remarked.

[typewritxr]

➤ jvstiified (JAKE)

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     It’d been a wonderful past three months ever since Jake had finally mustered up the courage to ask out Nat. He had a smile that was seemingly permanent on his face, especially after their third date a couple weeks ago. Just thinking about it got him hot under the collar.

     Tonight they had plans to go see Final Destination 2 in theatres and then head off to a late dinner at a fast food joint. He had pulled up to her house a little early, so Jake gave her a few minutes to finish getting ready before honking. He got out and opened the passenger side door to his truck and made sure the step was stable enough for her to jump in.

     ❛      Heya’ baby, I’m doin’ great now that you’re here,     ❜      he mused, immediately noticing her off-put behavior. Once they were both seated, Jake let his Chevy idle as he wrapped an arm around Nat and used the other to bring her chin up to look at him. ❛      Now before we go anywhere, I wanna make sure your comfy. What’s botherin’ ya’ sweetcheeks?     ❜     

 Natalia felt as though her purse weighed a thousand pounds and dropped it off her shoulders, onto the floor of the passenger seat with a slight sense of relief. Natalia smiled, genuinely this time, at Jake’s playful compliments. It seemed as though he never stopped trying to flatter her. Not that she minded, of course.

 The girl nestled into Jake comfortably, as he picked up her chin to look at him. God, she didn’t want to lose him. They’d only been dating for three months, but Natalia couldn’t hide the fact that he made her undeniably happy. She’d liked him for a long time, way before they started dating and she had barely concealed her delight when he’d asked her out for the first time.

Natalia reached up and pressed her lips to his. She pulled away, and looked at him with a bright smile making its way onto her face, “Everything’s alright, just worried about some school stuff that my parents have been on my ass about.” She replied. “You ready to go, hun?”

[lovesvampire]

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE QUOTES ASK MEMES !

“ i’ve never seen anything like you. “

“ move or you will be moved. “

“ hey, sailor. “

“ is there anything real about you? “

“ nevermind i take it back. “

“ i hate you. “

“ fine! do you want me to drive? “

“ man, shut the hell up. “

“ there’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle. “

“ i’m with you till the end of the line. “

“ you are a hard person to get a hold of. “

“ there’s worse ways to go. “

“ got anything for me? “

“ please, stay. “

“ it’s not your fault. “

“ didn’t see that one coming? “

“ don’t do anything stupid till i get back. “

“ is it me you see? “

“ i adore you. “

“ we don’t want to kill you, but we will. “

“ let’s kick his ass. “

“ i had no idea if that was going to work. “

“ still think you’re the only monster? “

“ i’m not going to fight you. “

“ i’m always picking up after you. “

“ hands off. “

“ he was very hot. “

“ you’re all not worthy. “

“ maybe if you were more attractive it’d be less disturbing. “

“ hey what’s up everybody! “

“ c’mon use your words! “

“ i don’t even know who you are. “

“ what? no smile? “

“ you’re not going to stop. “

“ did i step on your moment? “

“ hows my hair? “

“ no, i didn’t. but i enjoyed it “

“ in my own defense that was last week. “

“ you look taller. “

“ i get in trouble a lot. “

“ it’s a big bunny relax about it! “

“ i’m going to pretend you didn’t say that. “

“ i said kneel! “

“ that tie looks real expensive. “

“ abort mission! “

“ i understood that reference. “

“ did you just nod off? “

“ that wasn’t so bad. “

“ i can’t see into the future i’m not a witch. “

“ all yours. “

“ kind of done with you telling me what to do. “

“ i can get by on my own. “

“ i’m going to miss these little talks of ours. “

“ don’t worry (pronoun)’s got help. “

“ yes, i think it works. “

“ then he stabbed me. “

“ (pronoun) made a different call. “

“ that’s not up to you. “

“ higher further faster baby. “

“ i’m turning into you. it’s a horrible dream. “

“ destiny arrives all the same. “

“ what makes you happy? “

“ you don’t want any part of this. “

“ do you even speak latin? “

“ i guess you go through me. “

“ anyone else? “

“ you and i remember budapest very differently! “

“ looks like you’re giving the orders now. “

“ piss off ghost! “

“ i know my worth. “

“ (pronoun)’s not alone. “

“ varies from moment to moment. “

“ surprise! “

“ i don’t see how that’s a party. “

“ if only (pronoun/name) could see you now. “

“ i thought you were dead. “

“ i retire for what? five minutes and everything goes to shit? “

“ and in return i’m going to let you keep your hand. “

“ you weren’t there. “

“ i like her. “

“ who the hell is ___? “

“ i don’t know if i’m worth all this. “

“ i need the other guy. “

“ i was attacked! “

“ compromise where you can, but where you can’t, don’t. “

“ i don’t feel so good. “

“ that’s not what everyone else sees. “

“ but i knew (pronoun)  “

“ believe it or not, it’s hard to find someone with shared life experience. “

“ do not touch me again. “

“ before you didn’t have me. “

“ i didn’t want you to be alone. “

“ i’m always angry. “

“ okay… that one’s on me. “

“ i’m not asking for permission. “

“ you still owe me a dance. “

“ none of this makes sense!” 

“ don’t take my stuff. “

“ if you stay here you’ll die. “