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More First Meeting Starters

Send one for a scenario in which our Muses meet for the first time.

🛌 - Our Muses share a hospital room together, recovering from separate incidents. 🚎 - There’s only one seat available on this long commute, and it’s beside your/my Muse. 📺 - Our Muses are contestants on the same reality show and watch as the drama unfolds. 🚀 - Our Muses both stowaway on the same ship/spaceship and meet each other while hiding in the hangar. 💌 - Our Muses bump into each other trying to sneak an anonymous note/love letter into the same person’s locker! 🐶 - One Muse saves the other’s pet from being injured and returns it to them! 🎉 - Oops! One Muse spills food/drink on another at a party. 📙 - One Muse offers to be a tour guide to the other, who is a foreigner and struggling 📝 - One Muse has to draw the other for a class assignment. 💀 - One Muse is dead and the other is a reaper of some sort come to take their soul. 💒 - Our Muses are at a wedding without dates while everyone else at their table is paired up. ⚽ - Our Muses are at an intense sports game, seated close to one another…cheering for opposite teams.

#{ games }

mysilentconfessionstoyou

I just want to stay here, lay here, be here, and exist here with you and only you.

-As long as you’re next to me.

-m.t.t.

(via mysilentconfessionstoyou)

#;day and night

enstorie

send one to see how my muse reacts / soft edition.

[ trail ] for your muse to start a trail of kisses down my muses neck.

[ shift ] for your muse to move hair off my muses face.

[ stroke] for your muse to gently stoke my muse’s face.

[ chin ] for your muse to gently grab my muses chin.

[ tuck ] to place a blanket on my muse.

[ wrap ] for your muse to walk into the room and say nothing before wrapping their arms around my muse.

[ fidget ] for your muse to comfort mine during a bad dream.

[ braid ] for your muse to braid mines hair.

[ sponge ] for your muse to give my muse a sponge bath.

[ drape ] for your muse to help pull off / unzip my muses clothing

#{ games }

typewritxr-archived

typewritxr:

He says, “I’ve seen bigger.” She says, “I’ve lit better.”

Are you ready for another bad poem?

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bluesmemethings

various starters

❛ you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep. ❜

❛ hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice. ❜

❛ never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive. ❜

❛ death is the only god that comes when you call. ❜

❛ I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me. ❜

❛ the sun will rise and we will try again. ❜

❛ we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes. ❜

❛ I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating. ❜

❛ what doesn’t kill me better run. ❜

❛ she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword. ❜

❛ don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying. ❜

❛ she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening. ❜

❛ magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is. ❜

❛ I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down. ❜

❛ they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws. ❜

❛ all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red. ❜

❛ what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself. ❜

❛ how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch. ❜

❛ you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you. ❜

❛ I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire. ❜

❛ you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now. ❜

❛ you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous. ❜

❛ she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin. ❜

❛ it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave. ❜

❛ she looks like divine absolution. ❜

❛ I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget. ❜

❛ be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten. ❜

❛ you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself. ❜

❛ I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for. ❜

❛ never run back to what broke you. ❜

❛ I was quite, but not blind. ❜

❛ your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch. ❜

❛ we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry. ❜

❛ do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on. ❜

❛ I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut. ❜

❛ you can miss something but not want it back. ❜

❛ you can’t save people, you can only love them. ❜

❛ I came, I saw, I made it awkward. ❜

❛ we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like. ❜

❛ you’re always one decision away from a different life. ❜

❛ my brain has too many tabs open. ❜

❛ I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people. ❜

❛ there’s no ‘we’ in fries. ❜

❛ apology accepted, trust denied. ❜

❛ death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now. ❜

❛ life happens. coffee helps. ❜

❛ I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s. ❜

❛ I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony. ❜

❛ very early in my life it was already too late. ❜

❛ is that a threat or are you flirting with me. ❜

❛ was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives? ❜

❛ I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand. ❜

❛ I do bad things, and I do them very well. ❜

❛ you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted. ❜

❛ they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you. ❜

❛ drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart. ❜

❛ good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught. ❜

❛ a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart. ❜

❛ no airbag, we die like men. ❜

❛ true evil is, above all, seductive. ❜

❛ it takes more courage to suffer than to die. ❜

❛ you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once. ❜

❛ justice is vengeance in prettier packaging. ❜

#{ games }

; guess who’s baaaack!!

#{ behind the writer }

irregularitiies:

“Woah!” He hadn’t meant to sneak up on anyone here, and he definitely hadn’t expected them to pull out a knife on him. This was just his luck, really. “I uh, I think you dropped this?” A phone is offered out to her, hoping that she wouldn’t stab him or something for picking up. “Sorry for like, freaking you out.”

Natalia sighed as she put her knife away. The stranger was harmless and she glanced up as he spoke again. An audible sigh of relief was let out as she took the phone back. “Yeah, that’s mine” She says. “Thank you and...sorry for pulling a knife on you.”

#irregularitiies #v; point of view

ackersnow-deactivated20170117

CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜ ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜ ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜

#{ games }#{ hello im here }

@irregularitiies from here

She was understandably paranoid so encountering a random stranger when she thought she was alone set her off. Natalia hadn’t hesitated to pull out her knife, holding it with white knuckles. “It is really no wise to sneak up on people like that.” She sounds tired and her voice cracks a bit

#irregularitiies #v; ???#{ i hope this is aight }

like this for a starter from dimitri !

#{ starter call }

like for a starter from natalia!

#{ these will probably be like a paragraph fyi }#{ starter call }

paintingflcwcrsarchive:

popular text posts + ask memes (part two)

❛ i don’t have time for a relationship. do you know how many books i need to read? ❜ ❛ i think it’s hilarious when people tell me i’m laid back because i’ve pretty uch been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade ❜ ❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜ ❛ i’m a piece of shit, but it’s fine ❜ ❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜ ❛ i’m a huge fan of space; both outer and personal ❜ ❛ and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything ❜ ❛ any full cast musical number can be a solo if you believe hard enough ❜ ❛ kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo ❜ ❛ no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of this world ❜ ❛ i’m ready for autumn, but not autumn responsibilities ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ i’m not making enough boys nervous ❜ ❛ i really want my last words to be ‘hey, wanna see a dead body?’ ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it? ❜ ❛ i’m always a slut for conspiracy theories ❜ ❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜ ❛ true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o. you’re all missing out ❜ ❛ sorry i was late. i can’t conceptualize time. ❜ ❛ fuck what the aliens said ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments ❜ ❛ if outfit repeating was a crime i would be sentenced to life without parole ❜ ❛ does anyone have ten thousand dollars they don’t want? ❜ ❛ i want a sugar daddy, but i know nicki minaj wants me to be independent ❜ ❛ i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ tbh sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic because i will get over it, but let me be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ if we date, you have to hold my hand in the car. no exceptions. ❜ ❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜ ❛ you’re hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you ❜ ❛ kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it ❜ ❛ trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary. i do it to myself just fine. ❜ ❛ if you don’t think i’m a princess then you’re 100% right. i’m the fucking queen. ❜ ❛ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ❜ ❛ lana may have fucked her way up to the top, but i am bullshitting my way up to the middle ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ so… do you want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me? ❜ ❛ i hit rock bottom like every two weeks ❜ ❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜ ❛ give me a few days to overthink about it ❜ ❛ can i sell my feelings on ebay? i don’t want them anymore. ❜ ❛ i’m really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time ❜ ❛ when does hibernation start because i am 100% participating in that ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re awake ❜ ❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜ ❛ i literally have no idea what i’m gonna do if i don’t end up rich ❜ ❛ you know you’re in deep when you love listening to them talk and you get attached to their voice ❜ ❛ no offense, but when is it my turn for someone to be in love with me ❜ ❛ i’m an asshole with a really big heart ❜ ❛ i have to be funny because being hot is not an option ❜ ❛ can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do ❜ ❛ okay that’s cool, but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep ❜ ❛ please handle me with care. i am a very sleepy and soft creature. ❜ ❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk. ❜

#{ games }#{ specify }

sarchived

dateagirlsuggestion:

date a girl who threatens to fight anyone who disrespects you - despite the fact she’s 5'3".

#{ natalia }#{ ITS HER }

kaneto

#{ closet }#{ rain check (queue) }

blccms:

“Whatever you say, Dimitri,” Charlie chuckled, eyes rolling just slightly; not enough to be anything disrespectful.

“A thief, huh? Is there a traitor in our midst?” Roughly he cleared his throat, as if that would fix the way his voice raked and scratched from his throat, as if that would make him look better. “Gimme the details and I’ll get it taken care of.”

You can see Dimitri’s jaw tense slightly at the mention of the word traitor. “You could say that.” He states.

“She’s been a pain in my neck for a long time.” He clears his throat as well, trying to keep his voice calm. “Don’t hurt her too badly, but you’ll need to bring her my way. I don’t think you’ll have a problem.” He smiles slightly.

#blccms #v; double standard #{ tfw hes talkin abt natalia lol }

Violence and Anger Meme.

Send one of the following to see how my muse will react!

"You better keep one eye open."

"Watch your back."

"You're pissing me off."

"I'm itching for a hunt."

"You do it, or ___ will get it."

"Nothing else interests me anymore."

"You bore me."

"I hate you!"

"Looking at ___ makes me sick."

"I can't even look at you!"

"I can't believe you!"

"How could you do this?!"

"You know just how to tick me off."

"You don't deserve ___!"

"You make my skin crawl."

"You're disgusting."

"You disgust me."

"You're a nuisance."

"You ruin everything."

"There's only one thing I can do now."

"I'm gonna kick your ass."

"My blade's got your name on it."

"Who do you think you are?"

"I hate you so much I could kill you."

"Are you threatening me?"

"You don't have to do this!"

"This isn't you!"

"You're really going to resort to violence now?"

"Act like an adult."

"What you're doing is wrong."

"I'm going to be the better person here."

"What would ____ think?"

"This isn't you."

"We can talk about this!"

"Don't act so rash."

"Just take deep breaths."

"You will feel better later. Don't think too much."

"You're just overwhelmed."

"You have a choice."

"There's always another way."

#{ games }

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