High Entropy Lifestyle

IG: mpburris

[hottypeclub]

[probuccalfat1]

i never had a shane dawson phase. i knew from the second i saw the sideswept bangs that something decidedly unchic was afoot

[d-meanor]

[catcrumb]

[catcrumb]

[wifegideonnav]

im sorry but the concept of cum is so deeply unserious to me. you mean your dick got touched and now there’s goo? and this is everyone’s problem?

[akashicrecord]

Liberals act like a man putting his beebo in another man's stinky is attractive or even legal. Traditional alphas know the only place a man should be sticking his beebo is his wife's candy/lala. Maybe SOMETIMES her stinky. if she's never farted or poopied. #Facts

[dogpuppy]

[anxietyproblem]

[catchymemes]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[gammadoppler]

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

[free-my-mindd]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[magpie-trove]

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

[magpie-trove]

“Do it alone” that’s every day! I would like to do it with a friend sometime please!