future leader of the alliance tbh

*looks at the fish on the floor for a moment silently before responding*

Get out.

grand-magister-rommath

@malfurioustormraging:

*just frowns at Rommath, mostly confused* Uh, who exactly are you?

#I thought this was a meeting for leaders not random blood elves

*glares at the question* It is a meeting for leaders. Unlike in your tree-hugging dictatorship, the blood elves have three leaders. One of whom is me, the Grand Magister of Quel’thalas. The fact you didn’t know that is just further proof of your incompetence. *he points at Malfurion and addresses the others in room* If this oaf can’t recognise his allies, how are we meant to trust him to know which are demons and which are people? He’s a liability.

*speaks up there, looking coolly at Rommath* Hm, dictatorship? It’s always good to know you have such high opinions of my people, and of my husband. Now, do you wish to continue with this petty name calling, or actually give an opinion on whether your people want to help in this endeavour or not? *she looks over at Arator and Anduin* I am willing to lend my people’s aid in this mission alongside my husband’s offer of help, if you wish to accept it.

grandpa-khadgar

*very begrudgingly shows up to the meeting in Dalaran after being bullied into it by Gul'dan* Ok, so, Argus. What are we doing about that, exactly?

worldsbestwarchief

well, i was hopin’ you’d be telling us what to do there. *gives Khadgar a skeptical look* thats why its taken you mages so long to call this meeting right? i thought you’d be thinkin up a plan.

grandpa-khadgar

Of course I have a plan– blow it the fuck up. But other members of the Council aren’t in board with it for some reason, hence the need to open this to wider discussion.

*speaks up at that, glaring slightly* Well that’s hardly the most fair plan, obviously. It may be the Legion’s base, but it was the Draenei’s home before that. Tell me, would you agree to it if someone said it was best for us to blow up Azeroth if the Legion encroached too far?

*turns up drunk with his family and a pack of rowdy, top-hat wearing worgen all chanting songs and slogans about the Gilnean holiday of “Top Hat Day” that was happening today*

what better day to have a party than TOP HAT DAY??? HATS FOR EVERYONE! *fucking opens a sack and starts throwing top hats to startled Forsaken*

malfurioustormraging

*yells over at Genn* CAN YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THOSE RIDICULOUS TOP HATS FOR FIVE MINUTES???

NO *throws top hats at malfurion*

malfurioustormraging

*tries to shield himself from the top hats* HEY! STOP THAT I DON’T WANT YOUR STUPID TOP HATS!!

*walks past with a glass of wine in her hand and a top hat on and sighs* Malfurion, just let them have their fun.

#Men are terrible

NOT ALL MEN ARE TERRIBLE!!! I’M NOT TERRIBLE AND I’M A MAN YOU SHOULDN’T BE SO JUDGEMENTAL!!!!!!

Ok can we stay on topic, please?

Yes, but all men are still terrible and I think my point is being very well proven. Now go murder that other guy.

MEN ARE NOT TERRIBLE YOU NASTY FEMINIST!!!!! STOP WITH YOUR RAMPANT SEXISM!!!!!!!!

No.

#Men are terrible

NOT ALL MEN ARE TERRIBLE!!! I’M NOT TERRIBLE AND I’M A MAN YOU SHOULDN’T BE SO JUDGEMENTAL!!!!!!

Ok can we stay on topic, please?

Yes, but all men are still terrible and I think my point is being very well proven. Now go murder that other guy.

Um. Murder is bad, but I’m sure if you repent the Light will forgive you! It depends on the situation and how willing you are to do it I guess!

Alright well I want to murder a guy that murdered a friend of mine, so that should be ok in the eyes of the Light, but I also want to hang him with his own entrails, which the Light may deem a little extreme. It’s a bit of a dilemma! :o

The Light’s still fake, just murder him. Sounds like he deserves it.

#Men are terrible

Well the Light is fake, so I’m sure you don’t have to worry about that.

Ok look I’m just asking a simple question I’m not trying to start a religion war here.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Will the Light forgive me if I murder someone while I’m off duty?

Well the Light is fake, so I’m sure you don’t have to worry about that.

#YOU DID THIS TO US#YOU’RE WHY WE’RE LIKE THIS

*sighs* Just go back to Gilneas and howl to your heart’s content then. I have no time to argue with you over this.

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………………………………………………..woof

*gives up on actually being diplomatic and prays to Elune, bringing back that fucking moonbeam she cast on Genn once before then silently walks off to deal with more important things*

Can you perhaps do that somewhere that is not Teldrassil? You are disturbing my people with your… noise.

Yeah well maybe your people could’ve not made the fucking worgen curse in the first place ITS A FULL MOON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EXPECTING WE LITERALLY ALL DO THIS ON A FULL MOON WE CAN’T HELP IT

#YOU DID THIS TO US#YOU'RE WHY WE'RE LIKE THIS

*sighs* Just go back to Gilneas and howl to your heart’s content then. I have no time to argue with you over this.

…What the fuck are you doing Genn.

I’M BEING A GODDAMNED WORGEN WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE?!

Can you perhaps do that somewhere that is not Teldrassil? You are disturbing my people with your... noise.

higherthanaldorrise

*dissolves*

*howls at the moon*

...What the fuck are you doing Genn.

Well I have to say being around you is always a welcome distraction from my work. But yes, I would love to go out to lunch with you later. Though I have to warn you you may have to come get me, I do have a tendency to get a bit too engrossed in my work and lose track of time sometimes.

of course, i can do that. shall we say midnight at the new place by the warrior’s terrace?

*seems pretty pleased with this whole situation and is still smiling* That sounds perfect. I suppose I shall see you then.

*looks honestly surprised by Mia’s confession, but far from in any negative way* I have to say I did not expect this. *goes quiet for a bit* …I also have to say that well, the feeling is essentially mutual. *laughs slightly, though seems slightly awkward herself, an expression that is seldom seen from her* I have to agree, I may be over sixteen thousand years old but it does not get easier to say! But of course, if you wish to see where this goes I’m definitely all for it. *smiles*

*smiles back, looking very relieved and a little pink in the face* i’m up for it too, although of course i don’t want to cause any kind of distraction from your work. that being said i still firmly believe you deserve to take a break every now and then. if you aren’t too busy a little later on would you like to go out for a nice lunch?

Well I have to say being around you is always a welcome distraction from my work. But yes, I would love to go out to lunch with you later. Though I have to warn you you may have to come get me, I do have a tendency to get a bit too engrossed in my work and lose track of time sometimes.

*looks up from the paperwork she’s reading and smiles at Mia* I’m not exceptionally busy right now, so of course I can make some time for you. *stands up and leads Mia to one of the small rooms in the temple and offers her a seat before sitting down herself* So what do you wish to speak to me about?

*takes a seat* first of all i just wanted to thank you properly for everything you did for liam. its… its hard to explain how relieved i am to have my son back. my real son. even if it may only be temporary. *smiles a little* he’s settling down a bit better now. still ever so stressed, but he’s at least managing to eat and sleep as normal.

the other thing… hmm, how do i word this? i feel like i should have said something a long time before, but i think after seeing what liam went through its made me realise that time is probably shorter than i think and i should get everything i want to done sooner rather than later. so, hm. *thinks carefully about her words, looking a little awkward for the first time in a long time* you’ve always been so kind and accommodating to me and my people, so i think i owe it to you to be honest about this. i, ah, for a good while now i’ve had romantic feelings for you. wow, that really doesn’t get easier to admit with age. i hope this won’t negatively affect our friendship at all but i just thought it would be best to get it off my chest.

*looks honestly surprised by Mia’s confession, but far from in any negative way* I have to say I did not expect this. *goes quiet for a bit* ...I also have to say that well, the feeling is essentially mutual. *laughs slightly, though seems slightly awkward herself, an expression that is seldom seen from her* I have to agree, I may be over sixteen thousand years old but it does not get easier to say! But of course, if you wish to see where this goes I’m definitely all for it. *smiles*

*heads into the temple of the moon and smiles at tyrande* lovely evening, isn’t it? are you very busy at the moment? i was hoping to talk to you in private about something, but i’m more than happy to wait for a more convenient time.