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kol-toptier-a

*is instantly knocked out*

argentconfessorpaletits

*has the good grace to unshackle Koltira and carry him back up to Acherus before leaving*

kol-toptier-a

*continues to struggle* UD HAVE TO KILL ME BEFORE I EVER FUCKIN CONCEDE TO THE LIKES OF U

argentconfessorpaletits

Oh ew, you’re one of those death knights. *sighs and smacks him over the head with her staff*

kol-toptier-a

*continues shrieking really loudly* UR CHEATING B/C UR A SHITTY LIGHT USER

argentconfessorpaletits

Using the Light isn’t cheating. Anyway, you’re boring me now. So concede or I’ll bonk you on the head with my nasty cheater-staff and knock you out.

kol-toptier-a

*struggles against the bonds holding him and continues screaming* UHHHH YEAH OF COURSE I AM B/C UR A FILTHY CHEATER

argentconfessorpaletits

How am I cheating? I’m abiding by duelling rules.

kol-toptier-a

ARGHHHHHHHH FINE *drags himself to his feet and summons more ghouls, directing them to fight before charging at Paletress with Byfrost in hand, though is obviously slowed by the pain he’s already in*

argentconfessorpaletits

*casts shackle undead on koltira and individually smites the ghouls* You’re at a bit of a disadvantage here.

kol-toptier-a

*shrieks in pain and falls to the ground as the holy magic burns him* HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

argentconfessorpaletits

What do you mean, what the fuck? I’m with the Argent fucking Crusade, genius! You know, a whole faction of Light users?

kol-toptier-a

*makes his way casually outside and then summons a load of ghouls, directing them to fight Paletress as he gets his phone out and starts playing Clash Royale*

argentconfessorpaletits

*steps within range of Koltira and allows the ghouls to swarm her for a moment, then casts holy nova*

kol-toptier-a

shut up ur not that special i threaten at least ten people a day on the internet *finally gets all his armor on and grabs Byfrost* come on lets do this outside im not riskin my consoles gettin trashed or some shit

argentconfessorpaletits

*shrugs* Fine by me. *waits for Koltira to go outside first before following to make sure he doesn’t try to back out of the fight*

kol-toptier-a

ohhhh ur that weirdo from reddit urghhh fine i guess ill fight u give me a minute i need 2 get my armor on then *gets up and goes and starts putting his armor on, having to dig around under the bed to find half of it*

argentconfessorpaletits

*just stands there tapping her fingers impatiently against her staff* Sometime today would be nice.

kol-toptier-a

#put some trousers on for fucks sake

*stops shoving doritos in his mouth while trying to continue playing Halo with one hand for a second to glare at Paletress* who the fuck r u get out im busy

argentconfessorpaletits

Light give me strength. You told me to come to Acherus if I wanted to fight. And I do. Very much. Of course, you can always concede and I’ll spare you the humiliation of getting your ass kicked by a fucking healer.

darion-migraine

*looks up at Paletress* gremlin? that’ll be koltira. he’s right through there. *points to thassarian’s room*

argentconfessorpaletits

*heads into Thassarian’s room and raises an eyebrow at Koltira* Oh. I thought you’d be a little more prepared.

#put some trousers on for fucks sake

*turns up in Acherus* Ok where’s the gremlin dk I’m supposed to fight?

kol-toptier-a

wow wtf i spend time editing all that and u dont even read it fine meet me in acherus in 10 minutes if u want an ass kickin

argentconfessorpaletits

You’re on.

kol-toptier-a

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ebon Blade, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Scourge, and I have over 3000 confirmed kills. I am trained in ghoulrilla warfare and I’m the top unholy in the entire Knights of the Ebon Blade. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Azeroth and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ashen Verdict and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

argentconfessorpaletits

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