right i know you all think im some crazy conspiracy theorist but before you say it again please look at this evidence i just gathered on azshara’s return:
*She drops a fish on the floor.*

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@maievneverwrong
right i know you all think im some crazy conspiracy theorist but before you say it again please look at this evidence i just gathered on azshara’s return:
*She drops a fish on the floor.*
can someone insert the eye emojis under this post thanks
i dont have any eyes ||-(
what ||-(
YOU’RE STILL MY CHARGE.
*runs*
*chases wielding her glave*
can someone insert the eye emojis under this post thanks
i dont have any eyes ||-(
what ||-(
YOU'RE STILL MY CHARGE.
can someone insert the eye emojis under this post thanks
i dont have any eyes ||-(
can someone insert the eye emojis under this post thanks
Suspected sighting of she who shall not be named under the cut
👀 👀 not to alarm anyone but has anyone noticed where the eastern kingdoms are located?
eastern side! next to what? vash'jr
......dont wanna release all of my evidence just yet but im seriously worried azshara is gonna be attacking us soon
👀 👀 not to alarm anyone but has anyone noticed where the eastern kingdoms are located?
eastern side! next to what? vash'jr
👀 👀 not to alarm anyone but has anyone noticed where the eastern kingdoms are located?
i took it for a spin drive last time and it got toed youll have to ask that poor leper gnome who took it to the dmv
ew i dont want to go to tinkertown i’ll just build my ownÂ
*She slides into the room looking noticeably disheveled.* sO ABOUT ILLIDAN
*screeches every time Khadgar pinches him, wildly trying to hit Khadgar with his fists whenever it happens but being too slow* AAARGHHHHHHH FINE! FUCK THIS! *starts climbing over books towards Khadgar’s portal, wanting to get his books back*
oh shit *blinks in front of medivh and dives through the portal, closing it behind him* seeya later peepee boyÂ
was that khadgar that i just saw tumble through a portal like a hairless molerat in a thong
*screeches even more and throws spells at Maiev* FUCK OFF
You! *She rips her helmet off and uses it to deflect his spell* YOU WILL PAY FOR TRAINING KHADGAR
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!
IF I’M GOING TO JAIL FOR FRAMING ILLIDAN THEN YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL FOR BEING THE GUARDIAN AND TRAINING KHADGAR TO BE A MAGE… .oh and also for letting the burning legion into azeroth. *SHE HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH HER HELMET*
*is knocked out instantly*
*she looks down* huh that was surprisingly easy? *begins texting the wardens* all wardens come collect the guardian hes out. put him with the demon hunters tbh
*screeches every time Khadgar pinches him, wildly trying to hit Khadgar with his fists whenever it happens but being too slow* AAARGHHHHHHH FINE! FUCK THIS! *starts climbing over books towards Khadgar’s portal, wanting to get his books back*
oh shit *blinks in front of medivh and dives through the portal, closing it behind him* seeya later peepee boyÂ
was that khadgar that i just saw tumble through a portal like a hairless molerat in a thong
*screeches even more and throws spells at Maiev* FUCK OFF
You! *She rips her helmet off and uses it to deflect his spell* YOU WILL PAY FOR TRAINING KHADGAR
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!
IF I'M GOING TO JAIL FOR FRAMING ILLIDAN THEN YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR BEING THE GUARDIAN AND TRAINING KHADGAR TO BE A MAGE... .oh and also for letting the burning legion into azeroth. *SHE HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH HER HELMET*
*screeches every time Khadgar pinches him, wildly trying to hit Khadgar with his fists whenever it happens but being too slow* AAARGHHHHHHH FINE! FUCK THIS! *starts climbing over books towards Khadgar’s portal, wanting to get his books back*
oh shit *blinks in front of medivh and dives through the portal, closing it behind him* seeya later peepee boyÂ
was that khadgar that i just saw tumble through a portal like a hairless molerat in a thong
*screeches even more and throws spells at Maiev* FUCK OFF
You! *She rips her helmet off and uses it to deflect his spell* YOU WILL PAY FOR TRAINING KHADGAR
*screeches every time Khadgar pinches him, wildly trying to hit Khadgar with his fists whenever it happens but being too slow* AAARGHHHHHHH FINE! FUCK THIS! *starts climbing over books towards Khadgar’s portal, wanting to get his books back*
oh shit *blinks in front of medivh and dives through the portal, closing it behind him* seeya later peepee boyÂ
was that khadgar that i just saw tumble through a portal like a hairless molerat in a thong
*lets Terky get comfy on his lap then starts petting her gently* Omg omg she’s adorable I love her. *Murkidan finally pulls his attention away from Lilian then and makes his way over to have a proper look at Terky now she’s sitting on Lor’themar’s lap, and squeaks at her while trying to get onto Lor’themar’s lap himself*
*watches murkidan carefully* hey no shoving let the lady have her spaceÂ
*watches from the shadows, writing notes in her paper* interesting. the murloc who imitates illidan is acting innocent in the presence of these... hordegans
tfw you squirt good
i know that feel! :) :D
nice but why did you decide to share
:D :D its fun @everyone share your squirting stories
please dont? this was my own post wtf
*Falls in from the sky* I SQUIRTED SO HARD IT BLEW DEATHWING INTO THE NORTHEN BARRENS :D *JUMPS OUT INTO THE SKY AGAIN*
jfc christ what
*runs past* I heard we were sharing squirt stories! anyway i squirted in gallywix’s coffee once lmao bye *runs off
how the fuck did you all find us what the fuck oh my god why are you sharing these things alexstrasza wtf
i squirted so hard it flooding zangarmash.Â
jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with the horde
tfw you squirt good
i know that feel! :) :D
nice but why did you decide to share
:D :D its fun @everyone share your squirting stories
please dont? this was my own post wtf
*Falls in from the sky* I SQUIRTED SO HARD IT BLEW DEATHWING INTO THE NORTHEN BARRENS :D *JUMPS OUT INTO THE SKY AGAIN*
jfc christ what
*runs past* I heard we were sharing squirt stories! anyway i squirted in gallywix’s coffee once lmao bye *runs off
how the fuck did you all find us what the fuck oh my god why are you sharing these things alexstrasza wtf