Private Investigator

I know who the culprit is and I'm going to ride him on my bike to jail.

[maievneverwrong]

right i know you all think im some crazy conspiracy theorist but before you say it again please look at this evidence i just gathered on azshara’s return:

*She drops a fish on the floor.*

[maievneverwrong]

can someone insert the eye emojis under this post thanks

[chillidanstormrage]

i dont have any eyes ||-(

[maievneverwrong]

YOU

[chillidanstormrage]

what ||-(

[maievneverwrong]

YOU’RE STILL MY CHARGE.

[chillidanstormrage]

*runs*

[maievneverwrong]

*chases wielding her glave*

[maievneverwrong]

can someone insert the eye emojis under this post thanks

[chillidanstormrage]

i dont have any eyes ||-(

[maievneverwrong]

YOU

[chillidanstormrage]

what ||-(

[maievneverwrong]

YOU'RE STILL MY CHARGE.

[maievneverwrong]

can someone insert the eye emojis under this post thanks

[chillidanstormrage]

i dont have any eyes ||-(

[maievneverwrong]

YOU

[maievneverwrong]

can someone insert the eye emojis under this post thanks

[maievneverwrong]

Suspected sighting of she who shall not be named under the cut

[maievneverwrong]

👀 👀  not to alarm anyone but has anyone noticed where the eastern kingdoms are located?

[maievneverwrong]

eastern side! next to what? vash'jr

[maievneverwrong]

......dont wanna release all of my evidence just yet but im seriously worried azshara is gonna be attacking us soon

[maievneverwrong]

👀 👀  not to alarm anyone but has anyone noticed where the eastern kingdoms are located?

[maievneverwrong]

eastern side! next to what? vash'jr

[maievneverwrong]

👀 👀  not to alarm anyone but has anyone noticed where the eastern kingdoms are located?

[kingpotatoface]

i took it for a spin drive last time and it got toed youll have to ask that poor leper gnome who took it to the dmv

[genn-greymane]

ew i dont want to go to tinkertown i’ll just build my own 

[maievneverwrong]

*She slides into the room looking noticeably disheveled.* sO ABOUT ILLIDAN

[guardianoftheparty]

*screeches every time Khadgar pinches him, wildly trying to hit Khadgar with his fists whenever it happens but being too slow* AAARGHHHHHHH FINE! FUCK THIS! *starts climbing over books towards Khadgar’s portal, wanting to get his books back*

[grandpa-khadgar]

oh shit *blinks in front of medivh and dives through the portal, closing it behind him* seeya later peepee boy 

[maievneverwrong]

was that khadgar that i just saw tumble through a portal like a hairless molerat in a thong

[guardianoftheparty]

*screeches even more and throws spells at Maiev* FUCK OFF

[maievneverwrong]

You! *She rips her helmet off and uses it to deflect his spell* YOU WILL PAY FOR TRAINING KHADGAR

[guardianoftheparty]

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!

[maievneverwrong]

IF I’M GOING TO JAIL FOR FRAMING ILLIDAN THEN YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL FOR BEING THE GUARDIAN AND TRAINING KHADGAR TO BE A MAGE… .oh and also for letting the burning legion into azeroth. *SHE HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH HER HELMET*

[guardianoftheparty]

*is knocked out instantly*

[maievneverwrong]

*she looks down* huh that was surprisingly easy? *begins texting the wardens* all wardens come collect the guardian hes out. put him with the demon hunters tbh

[guardianoftheparty]

*screeches every time Khadgar pinches him, wildly trying to hit Khadgar with his fists whenever it happens but being too slow* AAARGHHHHHHH FINE! FUCK THIS! *starts climbing over books towards Khadgar’s portal, wanting to get his books back*

[grandpa-khadgar]

oh shit *blinks in front of medivh and dives through the portal, closing it behind him* seeya later peepee boy 

[maievneverwrong]

was that khadgar that i just saw tumble through a portal like a hairless molerat in a thong

[guardianoftheparty]

*screeches even more and throws spells at Maiev* FUCK OFF

[maievneverwrong]

You! *She rips her helmet off and uses it to deflect his spell* YOU WILL PAY FOR TRAINING KHADGAR

[guardianoftheparty]

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!

[maievneverwrong]

IF I'M GOING TO JAIL FOR FRAMING ILLIDAN THEN YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR BEING THE GUARDIAN AND TRAINING KHADGAR TO BE A MAGE... .oh and also for letting the burning legion into azeroth. *SHE HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH HER HELMET*

[guardianoftheparty]

*screeches every time Khadgar pinches him, wildly trying to hit Khadgar with his fists whenever it happens but being too slow* AAARGHHHHHHH FINE! FUCK THIS! *starts climbing over books towards Khadgar’s portal, wanting to get his books back*

[grandpa-khadgar]

oh shit *blinks in front of medivh and dives through the portal, closing it behind him* seeya later peepee boy 

[maievneverwrong]

was that khadgar that i just saw tumble through a portal like a hairless molerat in a thong

[guardianoftheparty]

*screeches even more and throws spells at Maiev* FUCK OFF

[maievneverwrong]

You! *She rips her helmet off and uses it to deflect his spell* YOU WILL PAY FOR TRAINING KHADGAR

[guardianoftheparty]

*screeches every time Khadgar pinches him, wildly trying to hit Khadgar with his fists whenever it happens but being too slow* AAARGHHHHHHH FINE! FUCK THIS! *starts climbing over books towards Khadgar’s portal, wanting to get his books back*

[grandpa-khadgar]

oh shit *blinks in front of medivh and dives through the portal, closing it behind him* seeya later peepee boy 

[maievneverwrong]

was that khadgar that i just saw tumble through a portal like a hairless molerat in a thong

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*lets Terky get comfy on his lap then starts petting her gently* Omg omg she’s adorable I love her. *Murkidan finally pulls his attention away from Lilian then and makes his way over to have a proper look at Terky now she’s sitting on Lor’themar’s lap, and squeaks at her while trying to get onto Lor’themar’s lap himself*

[voss-ass-lich]

*watches murkidan carefully* hey no shoving let the lady have her space 

[maievneverwrong]

*watches from the shadows, writing notes in her paper* interesting. the murloc who imitates illidan is acting innocent in the presence of these... hordegans

[maievneverwrong]

tfw you squirt good

[lifegrindr]

i know that feel! :) :D

[maievneverwrong]

nice but why did you decide to share

[lifegrindr]

:D :D its fun @everyone share your squirting stories

[maievneverwrong]

please dont? this was my own post wtf

[aggrasive]

*Falls in from the sky* I SQUIRTED SO HARD IT BLEW DEATHWING INTO THE NORTHEN BARRENS :D *JUMPS OUT INTO THE SKY AGAIN*

[maievneverwrong]

jfc christ what

[boss-mida]

*runs past* I heard we were sharing squirt stories! anyway i squirted in gallywix’s coffee once lmao bye *runs off

[maievneverwrong]

how the fuck did you all find us what the fuck oh my god why are you sharing these things alexstrasza wtf

[gr8mothergeyah]

i squirted so hard it flooding zangarmash. 

[maievneverwrong]

jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with the horde

[maievneverwrong]

tfw you squirt good

[lifegrindr]

i know that feel! :) :D

[maievneverwrong]

nice but why did you decide to share

[lifegrindr]

:D :D its fun @everyone share your squirting stories

[maievneverwrong]

please dont? this was my own post wtf

[aggrasive]

*Falls in from the sky* I SQUIRTED SO HARD IT BLEW DEATHWING INTO THE NORTHEN BARRENS :D *JUMPS OUT INTO THE SKY AGAIN*

[maievneverwrong]

jfc christ what

[boss-mida]

*runs past* I heard we were sharing squirt stories! anyway i squirted in gallywix’s coffee once lmao bye *runs off

[maievneverwrong]

how the fuck did you all find us what the fuck oh my god why are you sharing these things alexstrasza wtf