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toastpotent-deactivated20250619

one of my least favourite tumblrisms is the weird fervent belief in the virtuousness of physical violence. like the whole "um, clearly youve never been in a situation where you could get your ass kicked" in reponse to someone like, saying something rude. Like amiguita in a lot of places you can get your ass kicked for saying "i'm gay" or, like, anything with a foreign accent, there is actually no edifying or character-building trait to being in environments suffused with violent machismo! and it always has the implicit undertone of either a like, noble savage view of appalachians or just straight up racist stereotypes

hp-up

Mudkip – Emi Yoshida

If you live in Detroit, it is strongly recommended that you don't breathe.

missanniewhimsy

As someone in WI, this whole region is awful so please be careful friends! (7/16/2026)

nyantara

Please put on your N95s. The same ones used for covid will filter particulate pollution. I lived in a city with yearly winter pollution levels like this. If you can pay for it, you might as well get an indoor air filter to sleep in.

transgenderer

remember: worst case scenario you die, and hell is real, and you go there

gothicprep

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

collapsedsquid

What is the John Birth Society?

The John Birch society were the people who used to claim that President Eisenhower was a communist who was putting fluoride in the water as a part of a communist plot and as such we needed to pre-emptively nuke the USSR, now they run the government.

txttletale

it's easy to make fun of marxists for being like "we have a special way of understanding society called Thinking About Things That Are Real" but to be fair if you ask the average person what their ideas about society are based on they will start listing some of the Least Real things to ever not exist

centrally-unplanned

Must be pretty insulting to know that your boss and all of his inner circle do exactly the same thing you did, and even brag about it to the media, but you get suspended for it because You Are Not Important Enough. Real "high school lunch table bullying" moment - most adults don't get told right to their faces that they just aren't one of the cool kids.