Me opening the oven to check on my food
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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cherry valley forever
styofa doing anything
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Kaledo Art
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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RMH

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Andulka
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
we're not kids anymore.
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Me opening the oven to check on my food
Me the entirety of episode seven when Ellie just spends the whole time looking at Riley with gay longing in her eyes:
THE MENU (2022) spoilers without context
MY POOR BOY LUCERYS 😭😭😭
Me fucking around vs. me finding out
Vhagar trying to understand why Visenya has one only eye and since when Dornish have a dragon
I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes
Vhagar waking up in the middle of her sleep, and got dragged up to fly by some random new kid master
Ser Harwin beating the living shit out of Ser Criston
he is a menace
NGL, Major props to House of the Dragon for
- Showing Rhaenyra in labor from pre-head to crowning to shoulder birth to the slip-and-slide birth of the rest of the baby + the gross ass sound of it
- Showing the absolute fucking joy Rhaenyra takes her in children
- Showing Rhaenyra struggling to stand and having her snap that she should still be resting. + the midwives helping her stand because fuck knows she’s probably weak in the knees and that Rhaenyra did not want to hand her son away even though her maidens couldn’t get her dress off while he was in her arms, and the pause she takes before handing him off. Also the fucking respect of the maiden staying literally right next to her, or within a few feet, while they dress her because the babe needs his mother and they fucking know it.
- Showing Rhaenyra delivering the placenta aka after birth ALSO Major fucking props to Rhaenyra for remaining standing while birthing a whole ass other organism.
- Showing the cutting of umbilical cord, which also shows that she was literally still connected to her son when she stood up, which means the cord was literally dangling from her vagina as she stood up
- Showing that Rhaenyra absolutely fucking knows that just the sound of her shushing would be enough to calm her newborn
- Showing Rhaenyra’s post-birth contractions while her womb shrinks
- Showing Rhaenyra’s bump post-birth and even showing how it’s hidden beneath her gowns
- Showing Rhaenyra’s… not fear but, uncomfortableness with Alicent being near her child.
- Telling us that Rhaenyra called the midwife a cunt.
- Showing Rhaenyra struggling with milk supply as she tries to let it dry.
- Showing Rhaenyra deadass telling Laenor to either carry her back down the stairs or shut the fuck up, and Laenor shutting the fuck up.
laena choosing her own death instead of having a man choose for her
when you kiss your uncle in front of your father right before marrying your gay cousin
I love this show
IF I HEAR ANY MEN TALK ABOUT SHIT ABOUT HOUSE OF THE DRAGON TONIGHT IT'S ON SIGHT.
THIS EPISODE WAS FOR THE GIRLIES AND THE SLUTS AND THE GIRLIES AND THE SLUTS ONLY.
RHAENYRA AND CRISTON COLE
he has the power of god and anime on his side
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language