I Just Want Good Vibes

sorry

[dankmemeuniversity]

[arianagrandre]

Sweetener’s first day achievements

(buy/stream sweetener)

[keiraaknightley-deactivated2018]

Uptown Girls (2003) dir. Boaz Yakin

[harrysdimples]

the most heteronormative event I’ve ever experienced was michael buble changing the lyrics of santa baby to santa buddy

[hawards]

fellas, is it gay to sing christmas carols

[01101010-01100100]

you ever just think

[stephgrips-deactivated20200826]

yes and…… that shit hurted

[turretty-deactivated20250618]

when you forget to message back a friend

[tami-taylors-hair]

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

[dragginage]

This happened to me, too. A woman had used WIC for the majority of her stuff (which I say from personal experience is such a long and embarrassing process) and to buy the remainder of her groceries, which included diapers and wipes, she used a card, and it got declined. I bought the other $30 of her groceries because hey, I’ve been there, and now I’m not. She was extremely emotional and began to cry and even hugged me. My mom called me on the drive home and could tell I had been crying myself, asked what was wrong, and when I told her what happened, she berated me for being “duped.” I couldn’t believe she could be so disappointed in one of her children for doing something- nice? Is that the hill you want to die on? Getting mad about people needing groceries?

[systlin]

I once paid for a woman’s bill at the vet…it wasn’t a big one, but she was trying to pay for some medication for her dog, and her card was declined. And her lip started trembling, and she says “I don’t get paid until Tuesday, would he be ok until then?” 

So I just told them to add the $20 something onto my bill, and I thought she was going to break down crying right there.

And I don’t care if it was a scam or not. Just do nice things for people sometimes. 

[arandomthot]

These unwanted interactions happen way too frequently

[jamesrhodey]

[r-3z1-deactivated20180602]

I’m extremely grateful that some things didn’t work out the way I once wanted them to

[lioness--hart]

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[lioness--hart]

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[buggyeyes]

[roll1uptwice]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[beyoncus]

BARBIE DREAMS - NICKI MINAJ Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers. I’m just playing, but I’m saying.

[philosophybits]

Just as the largest library, badly arranged, is not so useful as a very moderate one that is well arranged, so the greatest amount of knowledge, if not elaborated by our own thoughts, is worth much less than a far smaller volume that has been abundantly and repeatedly thought over.

Arthur Schopenhauer, Counsels and Maxims (via philosophybits)

[turkophone]

Je ne connais pas la différence entre l’idée et la réalité . Comme une ombre, je suis et je ne suis pas.*

Jalâl ad-Dîn Rûmî (via turkophone)

[thebootydiaries]

The earth isn’t “round”, you see fellas, as a rather ‘woke’ individual, I prefer to say the earth is “thicc”