patron saint of realistic expectations

Tyson/Jordan; 26; he/they; sea leopard and sabercat enthusiast. art blog: @machairocat

[machairocat]

COMMISSION RATES

Apologies for suboptimal formatting, but I needed to make a new price reference asap since I've recently altered my rates. All prices are in usd. Each price listing is for a single character with no background or a simple background. Any additional characters will cost a flat fee of $15 per character. A drawn background will also cost a flat fee of $15. Not accepting nsfw projects currently.

CLEAN SKETCH:

Bust- $20

Halfbody- $25

fullbody- $35

POLISHED:

Bust- $40

Halfbody- $50

Fullbody- $70

DM if you are interested or if you have questions about pricing! -Tyson

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[scientistman]

[prokopetz]

For clarity, when I said "don't push yourself", I didn't mean "don't ever test your physical and emotional limits"; I just meant maybe the Costco parking lot is not the place to conduct that particular experiment.

[prokopetz]

You think I'm just memeing here, but the Costco parking lot is in fact the perfect place to meet people who feel strongly that the only way to prove their manhood is to attempt to do The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift moves with a shopping cart containing two hundred kilos of Diet Coke.

[machairocat]

leo + her Unidentified Fucking Thing

[machairocat]

i commissioned my friend to turn her into a marketable plushie andnnow i cant stop drawing her

[tysonfurybattlepass]

(I just remembered to send this ask)

Your post about Ragatha and Caine having parallels made me think on how much their dynamic would be so fun, they could've been so siblings (both somewhat being Kinger's children in a way)

3 more episodes….this show could have been s tier

[tysonfurybattlepass]

just learned a really really bad and upsetting tragedy happened to a family who had been my neighbors and friends for my entire childhood. having lots of feelings and confusion about it i wish i had kept in better contact these past few years

[tysonfurybattlepass]

i could never be a serial killer bc like that’s so much stress and effort that u could just. choose to not bring on yourself. literally how could anything be worth the fucking trouble

[tysonfurybattlepass]

maybe im just an ambitionless zoomer with poor executive function but. that just sounds like so much work and anxiety i cant understand the grindset

[tysonfurybattlepass]

i could never be a serial killer bc like that’s so much stress and effort that u could just. choose to not bring on yourself. literally how could anything be worth the fucking trouble

[tysonfurybattlepass]

wait so ryan gosling can sing? and he sings folk style about ghosts and shit???? okkkkk work actually. whats the name of this genre even. like what would you categorize mangy bones as. theyre sort of the same vibe as this ryan gosling album. folk goth? whatever slay i guess mr gosling

[wesandresons]

PROJECT HAIL MARY  2026, dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller

[wouldyoufuckthistaur]

Centaur Minerva, female, from Book Of Yog!

Would You Fuck This Taur?

Yes

No

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Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

[king-the-pathetic]

does king the pathetic know any cool tricks ?

Uhhh he knows whatever this is

[xtrain]

I took these pictures about 2 hours after beating up an ex homie for putting his hands on a woman.

[tysonfurybattlepass]

shoutout to when i made my stepdad watch phm with me and we had been silent for like 10min but when we got to grace go home he went “goddamn it, jordan……..” he is not immune to the hopepill

[tysonfurybattlepass]

half an hour left of this fucking shift then im going to stock up on edibles and energy drinks i must survive the great 2026 adderall shortage