[sour-echinacea]

i dont like that i have a body it makes me very uncomfortable living in this flesh thing get it off me

[werewolf-girlfriend]

Opinions on Count Dracula and his teleporting castle?

like my gut reaction is wariness and uncertainty but im keeping an open mind about the situation until more info is made public

[r04ches]

am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

[moethh]

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[icedteadrinker]

Limmy deleted best tweet of all time I'm so mad

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[luainthewild]

I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again

[shrub-rose]

[ambassadorquark]

the best britticism is "taking the piss" 100%. no word for this in the president's english

[catchymemes]

[tanukipost]

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[current-mcr-news]

instagram story by mikeyway

[August 1, 2024]

[cannibalchicken]

[memewhore]

[disease]

"THE RAVEN" TREEHOUSE OF HORROR [THE SIMPSONS 2x3, 1990]

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?