Domesticated Possum

They/them

[buzzkillgirls]

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

[supermodelcats]

[catchymemes]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

naruto’s silence on abortion is deafening

[lithiumhydroxide]

[catchymemes]

[ryan-sometimes]

I love the genre of picture “animal that clearly just woke up from a fat nap”

[mockingbirdie]

Please enjoy this picture I saved from facebook about three years ago

[huffylemon]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[memorycycle]

imagine having a hole in a pipe so you call a plumber and he walks up and plugs it up with his penis and his body solidifies into metal

[memorycycle]

imagine having a leak in your roof so you call a repairman and he climbs up and plugs it up with his penis and his body solidifies into stucco

[daily-spooky]

[catchymemes]

[cosmicanger]

Keyboard Puffer by Liminal (2023)

[pancakeke]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[vexwerewolf]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[cubesandstuff]

Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

[catchymemes]