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I have some expired chicken broth and pork chops I want to feed you and watch you get sick

[maeborowski]

gm_construct at the punk gig

[elusivedoctormoon]

seDATE ME

i'm really happy about how maxwell is turning out here because he almost looks like himself! kinda!!!!!!!! and i just now noticed that he has bristle in his survivor skin, i love it wilson is tired and smells like mud and nightmares keep bothering him i like thinking about maxwell showing small gestures of affection when there's no one to see him

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

“no, you see, people who abuse animals are broadly hated in society, and that hatred is normative, which means that the act of kicking a dog into the grand canyon is transgressive, and everything transgressive is queer, so therefore animal abuse is queer, so therefore we should add dog-kickers to the acronym immediately. i have already made a dog-kicker pride flag. if you criticize my brand-new dog-kicker pride flag then you are reactionary. if you criticize my friends who are only queer in the sense that they kick dogs then that is respectability politics. if you warn people not to walk their dogs in the park that me and my fellow dog-kickers hang out at then that’s cancel culture. if you call the cops on my friend who refers to himself as ‘Dog-Kicker Champion’ merely because he has adopted 8 dogs in the past 8 months yet there are no dogs in his apartment and something isn’t adding up, that’s actually carceral. maybe those dogs WANTED to get kicked into the grand canyon, did you ever consider that? if you really cared about animal welfare you would let the dogs get adopted by D.K.C. because at least then they wouldn’t be in a crowded shelter. I actually think it’s much more suspicious that you want to CONTROL what happens to these dogs.”

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh fuckkkk man not the SERIAL UNALIVER

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

Wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you and you love her

[tomcruisecells]

im like tony soprano if he wasnt from new jersey and wasnt in the mafia and wasnt italian and wasnt married and didnt have kids or money and he didn't do all that stuff

[pjackk]

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

[pjackk]

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

[rainbowgaez]

[3000s]

👴🪎

[3000s]

Grandpa's Treasure

[pictures2]

[milk5]

sheltered poster: Bro is going wild like a gorilla on ketamine!

poster that wants to look darkly chic: its obvious they have no idea what ketamine does.

The lovesick swede: When wiell i find my so sweets honeybee

[yellow-cat]

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

[giragirameganedan]

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

[cat-diagnosis]

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[dorothylarouge]

[steeloptic]

My dear good man, I see you are in distress due to the given message you have just answered. Albiet I have examined your argument, I must absolutely disagree to the notion of you being a transitioned Scottish fellow when you reside in the United States region known as Ohio. Please do redirect yourself to a web browser and type down “Google Scholar.”You eventually find the necessary educational articles to read.

@ubersaw come get your mail idk whjat this is

[ubersaw]

this is obviously for you you fag you from scotlish Ohio

[steeloptic]

i saw you hesitate while typing that slur asshole. delete your blog already

[ubersaw]

im not a real hater im nice unlike you