-- gutsyGelogenic [GG] began pestering ubiquitousUltion [uu] at 17:54 --
GG: Lord Curmudgeon Dunce.
GG: I assume you thought yourself rid of me, after so long?
uu: THINGS WERE LOOKING uP. I WAS SO PLEASED BY THE DEVELOPMENTS.
uu: THE DEVELOPMENTS. THAT ARE MY LIFE CONTINuINIG.
uu: WITHOuT YOuR BuLLSHIT.
GG: I hardly gave you any so called "bullshit", you are clearly blowing things out of proportions.
GG: If anything, you were the one causing trouble.
uu: WHATEVER I MAY HAVE BEEN uP TO. HAS NO INFLuENCE ON YOuR OWN OBNOXIOuS BEHAVIOR.
uu: PARTICuLARLY. YOu INVADING MY OWN PERSONAL BuSINESS! WHICH I DO NOT. TAKE KINDLY TO. IN THE LEAST.
GG: Invading your business? I beg your pardon?
GG: If I remember things correctly, you were fully at fault.
uu: JuST TELL ME WHAT IT IS. THAT YOu WANT WITH ME PRESENTLY.
uu: SO I CAN THEN SHuT YOu DOWN PROPERLY. WITH A BIG OLE "FuCK OFF!"
GG: Shucks, now that certainly makes me want to talk to you properly.
GG: You are generous enough to hear me out before you tell me to fuck off?
GG: Truly the image of kindness.
GG: Regardless, as you have been so kind as to allow me to speak, I will get to the matter at hand.
uu: GO ON. I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
GG: I do believe you do. Though, I was going to ask about your reason to be on board this vessel.
GG: I am a curious lass, I tend to ask questions when an INTERESTING person comes around.
uu: I AM INTERESTING. AREN'T I? I CANNOT BLAME YOu. FOR YOuR CuRIOSITY.
uu: HOWEVER. MY PASSAGE HERE IS OF NO CONSEQuENCE. TO YOu. OR ANYBODY.
GG: That truly is too bad.
GG: And here I'd baked up such a lovely batch of goods in the case that you told me something.
uu: YOu STRIKE A HARD BARGAIN, WOMAN.
GG: Oh, I would never use business techniques to get information. :B
GG: But if you do consider talking to me, I will still have the offer standing.
uu: THERE REALLY IS NOT MuCH TO TELL. I AM YOuR AVERAGE, EVERY DAY CIVILIAN.
GG: Yet there is no information about a Lord Curmudgeon Dunce in the roster. It surely had me curious.
GG: Do you perhaps go by another name?
uu: I SuPPOSE. IT ISN'T MuCH OF A SECRET NOW.
uu: NOT SINCE THE STuPID TALENT SHOW. WHEN THAT ASSHOLE DOC SCRATCH SAID MY NAME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!
GG: I must have been preoccupied when you were presented. Though, I remember that name vaguely.
GG: Do you by any chance hold a relation to Callie?
uu: uGH. YES. WE ARE uNFORTuNATELY RELATED.
GG: How fascinating! You must be the least similar siblings I have ever met. Though my hunch seems to have been correct. :B
GG: Now, the most pressing question might be a tad private, so stop me if I go too far.
GG: It is about your grey face paint.
uu: YuP. YOu'VE GONE TOO FAR.
GG: Well, shucks, if I didn't already guess so!
GG: Will you not tell me for an extra large batch of bakes?
uu: ... ALRIGHT. I'LL HEAR YOu OuT. AT LEAST.
GG: I did catch a glimpse of your skin, as you might remember, and that has had me wondering for some time.
GG: After all, Callie seemed very much the troll. Does she by any chance also paint her face?
GG: So you two are definitely not trolls?
uu: THAT WOuLD BE THE IMPLICATION. GENIuS.
GG: No need to insult me when I am attempting to tread lightly, mr. Grumpypants.
uu: AT ANY RATE. CALLIE IS ABOuT AS MuCH OF A TROLL AS ME. WHICH IS TO SAY. NOT AT ALL.
uu: BECAuSE TROLLS. ARE FuCKING STuPID.
uu: I HATE THEIR DuMB HORNS AND THEIR uGLY GREY SKIN.
uu: BuT DON'T EVEN ASK ABOuT WHO I REALLY AM.
GG: Shucks. I suppose I will have to lay aside all hope of handing you my last resort.
GG: It is a pity, I spent so long on it.
GG: To think that the celebration of your greatness would be cut short so prematurely.
uu: I CAN'T TELL YOu! END OF STORY!
GG: Not even for a three story jam filled cake made in your honour? What a pity.
uu: THIS IS FOR YOuR OWN GOOD! REVEALING MY TRuE IDENTITY. WILL CAuSE A SHITSTORM. YOuR TINY HuMAN BITCH BRAIN CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM.
uu: uNLESS YOu CAN KEEP A FuCKING SECRET.
GG: Now, there is no need to lose your figurative "shit" so easily, mr. Grumpypants.
GG: I shall back out, and take the monstrousity of a cake with me in the process. Though, I do know how to keep a secret.
GG: I assume it is best to leave it at this for now.
uu: FINE. YOu CAN TAKE THAT CAKE. AND SHOVE IT uP YOuR ASS.
uu: I DIDN'T WANT IT ANYWAY!
GG: Gosh, now that sounds like someone who truly DID want that cake.
GG: But oh my, I seem to be very close to eating it myself! Whatever can be done to stop it?
GG: My treacherous finger is running through the masterfully laid on icing! Golly gee, there is no turning back!
uu: FINE! I'LL TELL YOu. IF YOu KEEP YOuR DIRTY MOuTH SHuT. AND FREE OF *MY* CAKE!
GG: Oh gosh, it seems my finger was nowhere near the icing after all. Now, do go on. :B
uu: I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING SPECIFIC. BuT I WILL TELL YOu. THAT I AM A SPECIES SO RARE. ONLY ANOTHER ONE OF uS EXISTS. IN THIS ENTIRE GALAXY.
uu: SO THAT OuGHT TO NARROW DOWN. YOuR OPTIONS.
GG: Why, yes. It most certainly does.
GG: I think I might have an inkling now that you have laid so much information on me, in all your graciousness.
uu: YEAH. YOu'RE FuCKING WELCOME.
uu: BuT IF YOu CONTINuE TO BE NOSY ABOuT IT. YOu'LL CAuSE NOTHING BuT PROBLEMS. FOR YOuRSELF.
GG: I am very satisfied with this outcome, sir Grumpsalot.
GG: My lips are sealed, and I will keep my snooping to an absolute minimum. :B
uu: FuCK YOu AND FuCK YOuR STuPID NICKNAMES!
GG: Oh, forgive me. I forget that you prefer stupid titles.
uu: MY TITLES ARE NOT STuPID. THEY ARE APPROPRIATE. AND COOL.
GG: They are ridiculous at best.
uu: RIDICuLOuS. IS ACCEPTABLE.
GG: Then may I ask where his lordship would want this unimaginably large batch of bakes delivered?
uu: I WILL MEET YOu IN THE ATRIuM. TO ACCEPT THEM.
GG: With such a large delivery? Why, it will have to be made in bits then.
uu: WHY ARE YOu SO AWFuL?
GG: I am just one feeble human. How am I to carry all this in my teensy tiny sylladex?
uu: THAT IS SuCH BuLLSHIT.
GG: Gosh, what if the flavour is ruined when I captchalogue it? What horror!
GG: Though, I will regretfully attempt to overload my sylladex with your bakes.
GG: Have mercy, Lord Calidumb! I could never stand up to someone of your immense power.
uu: YES. I KNOW. I AM QuITE POWERFuL.
GG: Extraordinarily rare, powerful and, dare I say, exceedingly intelligent.
GG: When would you prefer to pick up your bakes? Crocker goods keep fresh the longest, so you have plenty of time.
uu: NOW YOu'RE FINALLY TALKING. SOME FuCKING SENSE.
uu: BuT I WILL MEET WITH YOu. TOMORROW.
GG: Tomorrow is a wonderful time. You better be ready then, mr. Grumpypants. :B
uu: OF COuRSE I'LL BE READY. YOuR BAKED GOODS. HAD BETTER BE READY!
GG: My baked goods are always ready on time, as all Crocker goods are.
GG: Have a nice day, Lord Dunce. :B
-- ubiquitousUltion [uu] ceased pestering gutsyGelogenic [GG] at 21:59 --
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