Top Ten Ways to Fart on a Faggot
1. Sit on its Face - Let’s face it, nothing feels better than ripping a long, satisfying fart on a chair, well, unless that chair is your faggots face! Makes a great sound, and feels good to look back with a grin at the helpless seat beneath you haha.
2. Standing Up - Stand proudly, and watch your fag sink to its knees behind you where it belongs. Love doing this, holding the sniffer in place, then lifting up a leg to give it that extra comic effect haha!
3. Lay Down - Good for you if you want to just lay down on your bed and watch tv, and good for the fag, cos it can really bury its face in there to suck up the farts. Still, it does give the sniffer an easy escape if you rip a stinky one, so consider tying it’s face to your ass.
4. Dutch Oven - Who doesn’t love a good dutch oven? Trap that fart fag under your duvet with your noxious fumes, laugh cruelly as it tries to escape. Or just tie it up and leave it under there all night to breathe your night farts.
5. Cocksucking Dutch Oven - This one is great. You put the cocksucker under the duvet, and while it’s mouth is filled with your manhood, blast some farts to fill its nose. If it’s not gagging on your dick it will be gagging from your fumes pretty soon hahaha!
6. Mouth Farts - This is one satisfying and possibly the most humiliating way to fart on a fag. The sound it makes when your gas echoes in it’s throat is priceless. I love getting sniffers to look me in the eye as I do this one to them, haha!
7. Fart Box/Gas Mask - This is the best way to ensure the sniffer doesn’t escape anything, literally it’s entire world will become your ass.
8. Toilet Farts - Probably the most degrading way to use a faggot, make it put it’s head in the toilet or over it, then squat over it to blast it. Let’s the loser really know that to you, he is literally nothing more than a fart receptical.
9. In Public - This one is fun, but only the most pathetic faggots will dare do it. Fart in public, in an elevator, in the woods, in a queue, and watch as the fag tries to discreetly sniff. If he’s really desperate, maybe he’ll even drop to his knees for a quick sniff haha!
10. Fart Party! - Not done this one myself, but would love to try. Get a few lads round, have a fag or two, and use them as your fart recepticals all night long. Have farting contests with them as the judges, use them as seats, and dutch oven them with your beer farts when you go to bed hahaha!
