nobody expects the shinsengumi.

[mel-cat]

[wally-jo]

oh my god

[trufflesmushroom]

[bayliey]

[chicks2010]

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

im no heterophobe i got a straight ship… maybe even two ;) what can i say im a sinner and i love my filthy het babies!

[whiny-sugar-glider]

BBC - Panet Earth

The Amur Leopards

[pussypoptarts]

I hate when there’s a big ass bug in the room and someone’s like “LEAVE IT ALONE!” … why are you defending the bug for??? I don’t know what kind of stroke game this bug got cause you must be fucking it??? is that it??

[allthestarsareclose]

[classicwoodie]

[biomorphosis]

Meoww!

[foulserpent]

2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters

[foulserpent]

Ronald blushed under his clown makeup.

“Y-You like me?”

—————————————

me: squeeeeeeeee!!! here it comes! x3

ronald mcdonald: sh-shut up! >_<

burger king: o___0

—————————————

“Yes Ronald, it has always been you…” Burger King said.

[gayvian]

im going to personally kick your ass

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Life imitates art

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[howtobangyourmonster]

android tentacle fishman, I can work with that

[horendox]

Bus.

[howtobangyourmonster]

Needs more tentacles

[rxbiteme]

Mermaid incubus snack….I am…noms now?

[your-monster-romance]

Dragon Harpy Werewolf…??

[goodoldmonsterlovin]

Dragon harpy incubus??

[cryptidyke]

girls with muscles are sooooo good and girls with a lil chub and girls with lots of chub and girls with no chub and fat girls and thin girls and muscular girls and “average” girls and just wow girls 11/10 i love girls

[stand-up-gifs]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

i’m the one that ran back to the start, because that’s who i am

[nick-caragay]

@ask-simon-spier

[ask-simon-spier]

Holy shit I love this

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[beefjerkynon-official]

Reblog if you think Native American Lives Matter

Let’s see if this gets any reblog

[iric416]

We have our own hashtag for this without stealing the work of BLM y'all

#CrimesOfGenocide and #INM

We can stop being fuckin antiblack in our community now thanks..

[stopwhiterailing]

Dope re-railing. Love it.