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♎️ • INFP-T • 27 • He/Him • Came back here after 7 years and somehow became a Goncharov stan blogger

[dailyquests]

Patch Notes

Bug Fix: 10,000 followers have been made transgender.

[animentality]

[evilwizard]

oh shit y’all. just realized i left my world-stupidifying crystal active on my porch for like, 12 years. gonna go turn that off

[evilwizard]

hm. the on/off switch appears to have rusted

[terribledactyl]

[chromaticabrasions]

so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a “giant”. that’s such an uncreative name. that’s just an adjective. “it’s a giant!” “a giant what?!” “a giant… um. yeah. giant.”

[chromaticabrasions]

[chromaticabrasions]

oh my god,,,, the word was originally used for the creature and not as an adjective,,,,, that’s even funnier *guy seeing something huge* wow! that’s roughly the size of one of those big creatures wouldn’t you say?

[chromaticabrasions]

[b0ggyb1tch]

god i fucking love language so much

[valtsv]

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

[valtsv]

here is a little bat to banish your sadness

[conquerorwurm]

This nice little bat reminds me of this other nice little bat who was drawn in the 1200s:

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

[manipulated-pieces]

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

[zanncom]

☀️🌙

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[kittybroker]

The grungly gamer peaking hard with this posture! And you too could game with your good friend Peak Gaming Posture for only $29.99 today!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[deadbranch]

Wow, Microsoft really tried hard to bury this setting to keep it under the radar.

Even with the beautifully concise instructions above I took longer than expected to find this setting & turn it off.

[carby]

Just use LibreOffice tbh

[depsidase]

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

[d4rkerthanbl4ck-deactivated2025]

This will never not be funny to me.

[bloodied-dagger]

[letitrainathousandflames]

Peer reviewed tags by @dark-whimsy

[catfindr]

[islandmusic]

whatever. go my scarab

[escuerzoresucitado]

[molabuddy]

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

[saltedsour]

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

[molabuddy]

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM